#19 - Sejarah, Sejarah, Sejarah SEJARAH SEJARAH

Today was exam day number two and I can't say that it was better than exam day 1.

What I CAN say is that I will probably/possibly/most DEFINITELY fail Sejarah, Chemistry and Maths.

Hear the sound of my brain sizzling. It's cooking up there. Like If you pour water on it is will fizz and *Evaporate*.

I now know how to make BRAIN SOUP.

HOW TO MAKE ~Brain Soup~

You need:

1/2 cup Chemistry Calculations

1/2 Cup Modern Maths

3/4 Cup Physics

A tablespoon of Biology

3/4 Cup Sejarah Essay

A spoonful of Add Maths -  completing the square works best.

A pinch of Bukit Kepong and Anak Laut

Add Tamadun Mesopotamia, Rom, and Other Tamadun -tamadun-tamadun for that little flash of flavour you all love.

Add English to season.

For garnish: Prepare a mixture of Moral values.

Step 1: Mash everything together in a large bowl with a sinister looking metallic object.

Step 2: Inject all the mush into your brain.

Step 3: Sit for exams.

Step 4: Feel the agony of your brain as it works hard to make sense of things you have put into it.

Step 5: Do it all again for the next exam.

Okay. Moving on, because talking about exams is not helping me any.

Weeeelllll. 

I had so much to say!! Where has it all gone to!?!?!

Goshdarnit Sejarah. Why on earth do Sejarah essays exist? I'm not going to grow up to become a sejarahwati personmajiggy. Sejarah is freaking me out. Zomg Sejarah. Even the word is a scary one, in a slow creeping-up-on-you way. Seeejjjjaaarrraaahhhh....SeEEEEEJJJJAAAARRRAAAAHHHHH......

CRAP I'M TOO SCARED TO REMEMBER WHAT I WANTED TO BLOG ABOUT

OKAY BYE BYE ITS SEJARAH TIME.

*scared scared scared scared*

P.S. Silly internet. It went off because of rain. But rain is GOOD, because it means I *don't* have to water the plants. =)

Alexis.