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Showing posts with label Audrey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Audrey. Show all posts

Sunday, August 23, 2009

#34 - In Macau There Is Nothing But Gambling, also known as The Weekend Alexis Skipped Lunch Chem To Go To Macau.

just a city boy
born and raised in south Detroit
he took the midnight train going anywhere....
-------♥------

Yup, before I talk about Macau, I'm going to obsess about some things. The first thing is GLEE. 

Heee!! (wow, rhymes with Glee.) It's the new it TV show that's packed with music. [yayyyy.]

JUST a singer in a smoky room
the smell of wine and cheap perfume
for a smile they can share the night
it goes on, and on, and on, and on....
-------♥------

I know its a little HSM, but although it shares HSM-ish plot, I sense that the characters and going to be developed well enough that it will be an enjoyable series to watch. Hey, it's only on its pilot episode, so we'll have to wait for the rest of the episodes to really judge. But so far, although the humour is relatively shallow and the male/female leads pretty but annoying, I'm interested to see how they'll spin the plot and develop the characters. 

On the plus side, the music is FANTASTIC. Their rendition of Rehab is better than Amy Winehouse's one, in my opinion, and the lyrics all over this page is the song that's stuck in my head right now called Don't Stop Believin' even though its ala HSM. It sounds HSM when you listen to it, I know, but give it a try.

stangers waiting up and down the boulevard
that shadows search in the night
streetlight people living just to find emotion
hiding somewhere in the night...
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Well there are some rather annoying things that I notice even in the pilot. It's the fact that most of the characters annoy me to no end. Like I said - it's a shallow show - but with a potentially great plotline. I'm liking the teacher, he's one of the only characters I like after watching the pilot episode. Hmmm. 

workin' hard to get my fill
everybody wants the thrill
paying anything to roll the dice just
one more time
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Well so. Where did I get the first episode from? Hee. I'm sorry Audrey. When I borrowed your laptop to type out the emcee text for assembly I saw your video file and couldn't resist. =D Yay! 

and now the movie never ends, it goes
on and on, and on, and on....
-------♥------

Well, if it's anything, these actors sound really good when they sing. I don't know if its a different person singing or anything, but whomever is singing sounds really good. I especially like the lead female's voice - it's her character I find extremely annoying in the not good kind of way. Soooo.....yeah....Hee. =)

don't stop believing
hold on to that feeling
streetlight people...
-------♥------

....maybe we could sing this song for talentime next year? =D It's be superduper awesome if we could get it right.

YAY!

Lets talk about Macau now!

1) The people there are crazy [about gambling.]
2) The people there are rude. [and crazy, like taxi drivers, who scold you in mandarin that you obviously DON'T understand when you ask for a receipt.]
3) The people there wear slippers and shorts and basketball singlets into the casino.
4) The food there is yummy.
5) The things there are EXPENSIVE.
6) The hotel is sooooo fake. I stayed in the Venetian. It pretends to be Venice inside a large air-con dome. It's so incredibly lame. They even have canals inside and have gondola rides [pay first of course] and its SUPER FAKE and you can see all the people are so impressed and I'm at the side going '....whaaatttt........' =_="
7) The hotel is huge like nobody's business. It also CONVENIENTLY has the casino smack in the middle of it, and since casino + kids = NOT ALLOWED we have to walk around the casino into the mall and walk some more and walk some more until we walk across the casino using the mall and finally get to our rooms.
8) Any weather forecast which says Macau and Hong Kong are rainy and stormy and cool and cloudy is LYING [sheeshdarnit.] IT WAS (lalallalalalalala) HOT. Like OHTHESUNITBURNS HOT.
9) There is nothing to do in Macau. Unless you like gambling. Or walking around in the sun. Or gambling. Or walking around in the [burning] sun trying to pretend that you are sightseeing. Not so easy to accomplish, since there is NOTHING to sightsee. 

Dad: Oh look its the ruins of that famous church in Macau which -I do not remember the name of- now!!!
Me: ah. *Squints* *sooooo interesting.*
Dad: Since we're here we might as well take a picture.
Me: Mh. *Squints* *yawwwnnnn*
Dad: Turn around and One two SMILEEE!!!
Me, ala Boon Hoe: AHH MY EYES!! THE SUN IT BURNS!!!

10) The sound system in the Venetian sucks. Bigtime. 

Sooooo....yeah. If you want to know about the concerts, read my article on the Lumen Student in about...two weeks. =)

going now.
Alexis.

Friday, March 13, 2009

#20 - Tennis & Tables & Tall Orders

What happened on EXAM DAY #3?

Sejarah happened.

That should be self explanatory, but in case you didn't know, SEJARAH IS KILLER. [And many other long rambles which I won't write, because I'm not going to waste my TIME. P.S. What is the use of sejarah subjective?!?!]

I am soooo glad for the fact that our exams are split up over holidays. XD Thank goodness!!!!!

Today was not such a *uber great* day though.

Because I know know that I have flunked my *English* paper. No this is not funny. It is not supposed to be humanly possible to flunk your English paper, but I managed somehow. And this is bad because English is my one true subject which I can score highest marks in. The rest of the subjects are split into categories like: GIULETA, [Sejarah] SHEZMEEN, [Sejarah.] KALYN [PhysicsChemBioEveryAbsoluteThing] and etc. etc. etc. English *should* be mine or Fen's like it always has been.

But noooo Alexis. You have done the impossible, and the impossible is flunking English. You have done it.

*HAPPY DANCE YAAAY GOODIE*

So now I shall fail EVERYTHING =D Because Maths turned away from me, BM didn't like me, English mutinied against me, Chemistry murdered me and Sejarah buried me. 

Now all I need is for Physics to exhume me and Add Maths to dissect me and Bio to mummify me.

But seriously. Flunking english is badbadbad. At least I flunked the essay bit only. Which is not a great hope but hope nonetheless. 

HOWEVER, English, no matter how dreadful it may seem, is lost in the excitement of probate interviews tomorrow =) Because I AM excited to get probates. Even when I'm lazy. Good luck to all of you!! *Please note that you are going to need this luck. And skill and calmness. I needed the luck last year myself.*

Other things today.

Things like table tennis, and ultimate frisbee. Well, they're normal Friday things you know. But sports always deflates my self-esteem. =) Because it is just not easy to run after/catch/throw small, coloured, fast-spinning flying objects. And it is just not easy to hit bouncing balls over nets back and forth. No people. It is NOT. 

I am unsportswomanable. Therefore sports and me don't go into a sentence unless the sentence is WOH ALEXIS YOU ARE THE VERY SUCKY AT SPORTS. [And I shall reply YEH BABY I AM THE SUCKY AT SPORTS YO. And your reply shall be HAHA ALEXIS YOU R A STUPID PERSON.  And I shall say back YEH BABY I KNOW. WHY THE *demokrasi* DID I JOIN ALL THESE SPORTS IN THE FIRST PLACE HALLOO?]

And then the small voice in my head shall go *I KNOW WHY* 

And I shall know why too.

*muttergrumble* Platinum CAS Award. *muttergrumble* It is impossible to get 700 points for sports.

AND I'm covered in all the other areas EXCEPT sports. Which is very very sad. 

Anyway. Back to the topic. Which is Audrey Desiree Ong Ai Li, because some very funny things happened which involved her today.

Like, 

I have just realised that when she is angry/pretending to be angry/annoyed/angry but not really at anything, she'll say "Screw ___[insert]___ lah." So today she said: 

"Screw Kaylyn lah." 
[Because she is too smart in Sejarah]

"Screw water polo!!"
[Because she *thinks* that she can't play water polo.]

"Screw Sejarah lah."
[Because Sejarah, like I said, is killer.]

"Screw studying!"
[This is normal.]

Lunchtime.

"SCREW GAO JYE LAH!!!"
[BECAUSE WHY?? He's missing Seladang tennis for handball. This is bad. Really kinda extremely bad. Which literally ALSO means ANDREA is missing Seladang tennis for handball. Which literally means that Seladang tennis is doomed forever. When I told Audrey that she could be the salvation of said Seladang tennis team, she was like:]

"SCREW TENNIS LAH!!"
[Then I was like hahaha I can go for house deco,]

"SCREW YOU, ALEXIS!!"

Then, I told her just how many times she said the word 'screw' in one day, and then she laughed, and then I told Jac that she said screw to so many people today, and Audrey listed out said people [which sounded a bit funny before she corrected it, because her exact words were "I screwed Kaylyn, I screwed Tennis, I screwed Gao Jye...." before she realised what exactly she was saying and changed it to "NONONONO, I meant I said SCREW KAYLYN!! And SCREW TENNIS!! AND SCREW GAO JYE!! AND ...blah, blah other various things and people and inanimate objects....." ]

When we were changing for table tennis practice, we were talking about Lyn -Again,- and for some reason, which involves studying or smartness or you know -- its LYN. Audrey said once again:

"Screw Kaylyn LAH!!!"

And then I looked at her again and burst out laughing. Because it was funny doy.

And then she said during Frisbee:

"Ah, screw the stupid Frisbee lah." When it fell into the puddle very very very far away. Thanks to Jude, who was playing Frisbee while holding a drink in his hand.

HAHAHAH AUDREY.

Yeah, that's the end of funny part. =)

-I'll see some of you tomorrow!-
Alexis.