#20 - Tennis & Tables & Tall Orders

What happened on EXAM DAY #3?

Sejarah happened.

That should be self explanatory, but in case you didn't know, SEJARAH IS KILLER. [And many other long rambles which I won't write, because I'm not going to waste my TIME. P.S. What is the use of sejarah subjective?!?!]

I am soooo glad for the fact that our exams are split up over holidays. XD Thank goodness!!!!!

Today was not such a *uber great* day though.

Because I know know that I have flunked my *English* paper. No this is not funny. It is not supposed to be humanly possible to flunk your English paper, but I managed somehow. And this is bad because English is my one true subject which I can score highest marks in. The rest of the subjects are split into categories like: GIULETA, [Sejarah] SHEZMEEN, [Sejarah.] KALYN [PhysicsChemBioEveryAbsoluteThing] and etc. etc. etc. English *should* be mine or Fen's like it always has been.

But noooo Alexis. You have done the impossible, and the impossible is flunking English. You have done it.

*HAPPY DANCE YAAAY GOODIE*

So now I shall fail EVERYTHING =D Because Maths turned away from me, BM didn't like me, English mutinied against me, Chemistry murdered me and Sejarah buried me. 

Now all I need is for Physics to exhume me and Add Maths to dissect me and Bio to mummify me.

But seriously. Flunking english is badbadbad. At least I flunked the essay bit only. Which is not a great hope but hope nonetheless. 

HOWEVER, English, no matter how dreadful it may seem, is lost in the excitement of probate interviews tomorrow =) Because I AM excited to get probates. Even when I'm lazy. Good luck to all of you!! *Please note that you are going to need this luck. And skill and calmness. I needed the luck last year myself.*

Other things today.

Things like table tennis, and ultimate frisbee. Well, they're normal Friday things you know. But sports always deflates my self-esteem. =) Because it is just not easy to run after/catch/throw small, coloured, fast-spinning flying objects. And it is just not easy to hit bouncing balls over nets back and forth. No people. It is NOT. 

I am unsportswomanable. Therefore sports and me don't go into a sentence unless the sentence is WOH ALEXIS YOU ARE THE VERY SUCKY AT SPORTS. [And I shall reply YEH BABY I AM THE SUCKY AT SPORTS YO. And your reply shall be HAHA ALEXIS YOU R A STUPID PERSON.  And I shall say back YEH BABY I KNOW. WHY THE *demokrasi* DID I JOIN ALL THESE SPORTS IN THE FIRST PLACE HALLOO?]

And then the small voice in my head shall go *I KNOW WHY* 

And I shall know why too.

*muttergrumble* Platinum CAS Award. *muttergrumble* It is impossible to get 700 points for sports.

AND I'm covered in all the other areas EXCEPT sports. Which is very very sad. 

Anyway. Back to the topic. Which is Audrey Desiree Ong Ai Li, because some very funny things happened which involved her today.

Like, 

I have just realised that when she is angry/pretending to be angry/annoyed/angry but not really at anything, she'll say "Screw ___[insert]___ lah." So today she said: 

"Screw Kaylyn lah." 

[Because she is too smart in Sejarah]

"Screw water polo!!"

[Because she *thinks* that she can't play water polo.]

"Screw Sejarah lah."

[Because Sejarah, like I said, is killer.]

"Screw studying!"

[This is normal.]

Lunchtime.

"SCREW GAO JYE LAH!!!"

[BECAUSE WHY?? He's missing Seladang tennis for handball. This is bad. Really kinda extremely bad. Which literally ALSO means ANDREA is missing Seladang tennis for handball. Which literally means that Seladang tennis is doomed forever. When I told Audrey that she could be the salvation of said Seladang tennis team, she was like:]

"SCREW TENNIS LAH!!"

[Then I was like hahaha I can go for house deco,]

"SCREW YOU, ALEXIS!!"

Then, I told her just how many times she said the word 'screw' in one day, and then she laughed, and then I told Jac that she said screw to so many people today, and Audrey listed out said people [which sounded a bit funny before she corrected it, because her exact words were "I screwed Kaylyn, I screwed Tennis, I screwed Gao Jye...." before she realised what exactly she was saying and changed it to "NONONONO, I meant I said SCREW KAYLYN!! And SCREW TENNIS!! AND SCREW GAO JYE!! AND ...blah, blah other various things and people and inanimate objects....." ]

When we were changing for table tennis practice, we were talking about Lyn -Again,- and for some reason, which involves studying or smartness or you know -- its LYN. Audrey said once again:

"Screw Kaylyn LAH!!!"

And then I looked at her again and burst out laughing. Because it was funny doy.

And then she said during Frisbee:

"Ah, screw the stupid Frisbee lah." When it fell into the puddle very very very far away. Thanks to Jude, who was playing Frisbee while holding a drink in his hand.

HAHAHAH AUDREY.

Yeah, that's the end of funny part. =)

-I'll see some of you tomorrow!-

Alexis.

#17 - Quencher. Quibble. And So The Q's Go.

Ohhhhhh man. 

I know I SHOULD be doing the studying thing. See, the thing is, I did study. The minute I got home. I showered and changed and then *shoooop* to my books and sat and studied till 7.45pm. Yes, yes, I know all you *Cempaka* people besides me can study like automatons till you drop off to sleep but I just CAN'T. You people are not normal. And I shall repeat so you, uh, READ me LOUD AND CLEAR. YOU-ARE-NOT-NORMAL. 

YOU, referring especially to:

1)Kaylyn 

2)Audrey 

3)Mei Jing 

4)Jackie [My supah cousinous cousinful cousinly cousin.] Yes I love inventing new words.

5)Giuleta 

6)Shezmeen 

7)The rest of you darn lot. You all know exactly who you are!! I shall not waste my time typing *All* of your names out. 

I feeeel bad when I think about you people. I mean seriously. But many many things make me feel bad and I never let them make me feel bad for a really really really long time. =) Because many things make me feel good toooooo.

P.S. Jun V? No matter what you say/write/tell me/talk about/etc. etc. YOU ARE ALL LIFELESS.

You know what made me feel good? Last night I had this dream. [o.0 Yes I know you have dreams every night but just bear with me here. ] 

And in this dream, *Get ready for it people ohohohoho.*

I

COULD

PLAY

TENNISSSSSS!!!!!! 

=)

[I could play tennis WELL.]

Nononono don't laugh at me. I was so supercool in my dream. I was 

*TEH AWESOMENESS TENNIS PRO!!!* 

And I won like every match I played ohoho. I know this will not happen in real life or any life or past life or present life or future life ohoho. But you know ohohohoho? It was a good dream while it lasted ohohoho. 

=(

In all actuality, it was a SAD dream. Because it was a DREAM. Which meant I had to wake up. This is very very very sad. Feel my sadness. =( =( =( <---There. Sadness.

And the nice dream nearly made me late for school. I woke up at 6.30, smiled a bit at very nice dream, and then somehow ended up sleeping again till 7.00 [continuing to dream said dream] when my I suddenly jumped up in bed and said

OHMYNUTSASFRWASKEWGN!!! I'M LATEEEEZ!!! OH [word word word word word. X ) ]

Then I got ready and left in what, 5 minutes. Record time. Which is why I had barely sampaied when the bell rang. =)

Man, I'm hoping for the same dream again tonight oh please please please please?? At least let me be super-tennis-Alexis in my super-tennis-Alexis dreams. 

What else? I had many things to say.

Oho I know. AUDREY DESIREE ONG AI LI!!!! =) =) I don't care what you say. The objective of your sixteenth birthday is going to be MAJOR FUNNY embarrassment/humiliation/LoL-moment in front of as many people as I can gather into one place who know you some way or other. With the help of some people like YOUR MUM and YOUR BROTHER this will not be very hard. =)

Oho I know again. I was reading through Jun Vinh's old posts on his blog and he was talking about West Side Story and I had this flashback to *OUR* Production year. 

Yes, WICKED PEOPLE. Reminisce with me. =D

I (Luffs) Wicked. *Cough* Pwns WSS *Cough* nevermind I'm biased. But it was the most awesomest time I'd had throughout my F2 life. (Now why on earth does form 2 seem so far behind?!?! It feels like lightyears away. o.0 Ohemgeeez, to use Jac's term for it.) 

Dear Wicked people. DO YOU NOT LOVE WICKED WITH ALL YOU GREEN LITTLE HEART?? =) I misssss Wicked. Come baccckkk to me. 

I can still remember waiting backstage for our turn. 

Seeing the staircases go round and round in 'Thank Goodness". 

Hearing the scolding we get every year. 

Putting green paint on Nuo En's face. The makeup. 

Ellya's and Bernard's mum who is very very nice. =)

Hair. Shi Fen's and Tess' hair, to be exact. The costumes. 

The rips in our costumes which we fixed out of breath backstage. 

The lights. The music. 

The broomstick. [Me lufffs that broomstick.] 

JunV's mustache which looked so frightfully fake up close it was funny. 

The monkey's wings which kept ripping.

My oh-so-shiny purple dress in *the* scene with many shiny dresses. The dancing. The singing. Megan!! Tessa!!! You were still there remember =)

The music cues for the dancers to rush onstage.

The laughs we got from the audience every time.

Something ba-a-a-a-d. The lepak time we had.

The MacDonalds and the Dominoes. The warm ups with yoga.

Grimmerie Weekend. =) Defying Gravity. What is This Feeling. 

Nuo En flying up in the sky on that wicked cool thingamabobbyjigalator. 

The black cloth rippling under smoke and lights and Ozians looking up at Nuo En.

The last pose we ozians struck before the last curtain call. That's meh favourite pose FTW. =)

Magic.

The last performance.

The standing ovation.

The sad sad sad packing up of things for the very last time. =( The sad sad sad music video which they always make specially for us every year.

I remember!! Still very clear in my head. And you shall definitely see me in this years production [FAME =D] somewhere. Because I shall never ever ever miss a production when I can join it. 

It's the last year we fourth formers can join production oho. I feel very extremely depressed now, oho. [Maybe that could be a valid excuse. Too depressed to study.] But I have to study now.

MY SISTER JUST ATE MAGGI WITHOUT ME. [WORD WORD WORD] ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU INANIMATE BLOG OBJECT.

Buhbye readers. Out there. If you ever read.

-Alexis.-

Musical crazy.