#54 - Do You Know The Enemy?

Sejarah is the enemy.

Biology is the enemy.

Chemistry is the enemy.

Physics is the enemy.

Add Maths..well. A smaller enemy, but still the enemy.

Maths is the enemy too.

BM and English are just annoying little things that you want to pick up and swat awa~aaay.

On a more serious vein...

Oh forget it. I lost my train of thought at the word 'serious' too. XD

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D'you want to know something, do you, do you, do you?!?!

I'M TELLING YOU ANYWAY.

Remember how we 3cempaka-ians used to have the 3cempaka blog?!?! With all our funkalicious spectaculating awesomeator quotes!??!

IT'S GONE

:O

As in, I DON'T KNOW THE LINK and the CEMPAKA LINK DON'T WORK and I CAN'T REMEMBER MY USERNAME AND PASSWORD so I can't sign in!

All my quotes. MISSING!

XO

NO THE HORROR!

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What I want?

I want lots of things.

But right now, I want Baskin Robins ice cream which I DID buy on the 31st :D And so I will walk to my refrigerator, and open the refrigerator door, and take out the ice cream, and take a spoon, and EAT the ice cream.

WOW!

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On another-nother note.

1. REJOINED D.A.! Hooray for me! Now I need to find someone with a scanner who is willing to scan my works.

2. Finally, my twitter account is seeing some life.

3. Random people keep adding me on facebook.

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I have a secret.

I'm coming out with this secret which I CANNOT BEAR TO BURDEN ANYMORE.

I just can't take it anymore. Well here it is. I. Kaylyn Nisha A/P Chandran. Have a secret obsession with Alvin Soo. Ah, his name even gives me shivers as I type this. His hair smells like the autumn breeze. His face is like a sculpture molded by Michaelangelo. I'm so excited that I can't even spell Michalegelnslad properly. His feet are like two beautiful flowers, with the same sweet sweet smell. Ah baby. Oh baby. More on this later :)

Oh you made my day. XD

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many things I don't say.

LexaLee.

#52 - Fun Over.

Exam fever going to start soon. Noooooooo. It's too soon I tell you!!! We're still all suffering from sunstroke!! We're still high after winning marching! We're still tired! Still sunburnt!!

Darn.

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Scared for cheer because it's crucial for our FHC points.

WIN SELADANG, WIN!

You know what, that's all really.

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Hate exams.

#41 - feverexamsfever: interlude

There's a breather between exams...so I'm breathing. =D Wonderful.

Lets flashback in time a little bit:

Day 1 - Physics. I started to feel slightly ill but paper 3 was the cure to my sickness.

Day 2 - Biology. Paper 1 and 2 was the antibiotics I needed to fight the illness.

Day 3 - Add maths and Maths. The illness came back ~ with a vengeance~

Day 4 - Chemistry. The illness killed me dead.

I hope that Day 5 - Sejarah - will be able to resurrect me from the dead and so I will become a zombie.

Then hopefully from there I can work my way up back to normal human being.

Until I get back my marks of course.

Then I have to start all over again.

Gah.

Anyway,

I started a new blog for my Random ramblings about anime/manga. So that I don't disturb the non-anime fanatics with my obsessive tendencies ~bwahahahahah~

It's HERE.

Not very prettified yet, but fully operational.

So.

GO FOURTH AND CONQUER~

[That's just one of the things I've always wanted to say...type...whatever.]

Alexis

#40 - feverexamsfever : Part 2

BIOLOGY

YYY

YYYYY

BIOLOGYYYYYYYY

YYYYYYY

*see the information move out of my brain through a process known as osmosis occur through a semi permeable membrane known as my cerebrospinal fluid ~ as a result ~ information retention is ~ at a content lover than the partial pressure of information needed to answer the exam questions ~ therefore ~ the bucco-pharyngeal cavity lowers and raises ~ in an expression of utter bewilderment ~ as can be seen on my face when~

I attempt to answer paper 3.*

#39 - feverexamsfever

*brain overheating*

Hello.

*brain overheating! WARNING WARNING*

*short circuit-bzzt-bzzt-fssshhhttt-

fshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

brain friesssssss

brain friessssss*

*smoke*

*smoke*

goodbye.

alexis.

#29 - S-E-L-A-DANG!

OUR FIRST (AND ONLY!) GOLD FOR GAMES CARNIVAL!!!

Table tennis.

=D

Free medal for me!! I didn't even play. I just ogled other pro table tennis people, like Lyza. And Wen Ping. And Audrey. =)

So anyway. LALALALA GOLD. YAY! YAY! YAY!!!!

Ah, nothings going into my head right now.

All this studying is hypertonic to the amount of storage space in my brain. Therefore, information moves out at a steady rate through a process known as being stupid. As a result, I will fail my exams. Ungracefully. 

Bleh bleh bleh.

Bio bio bio bio bio marks. Sejarah sejarah sejarah marks.

Next is chem chem chem chem chem cheeeeemmmm....

*Lalalalalaaa!!!*

Jude, please go for the callback auditions so I wont be so lonely. =)

Now I know why I hate tennis, it screws with my life. Stupid MSSKL tennis geh bleh bleh. 

Project management I can handle. Homework I can handle. Exams I can barely handle. I can even handle the confiscation of my maggi cup stock on games carnival CCB booth day one.

But SPORTS?? SORRY. UNHANDALABLE. TOTALLY. TENNIS?? UNHANDALABLE. UNUSABLE UNINCREDIBLE UNDENIABLE UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE YEAR.

What was I talking about again?

Sleepity sleep sleep.

Alexis

#20 - Tennis & Tables & Tall Orders

What happened on EXAM DAY #3?

Sejarah happened.

That should be self explanatory, but in case you didn't know, SEJARAH IS KILLER. [And many other long rambles which I won't write, because I'm not going to waste my TIME. P.S. What is the use of sejarah subjective?!?!]

I am soooo glad for the fact that our exams are split up over holidays. XD Thank goodness!!!!!

Today was not such a *uber great* day though.

Because I know know that I have flunked my *English* paper. No this is not funny. It is not supposed to be humanly possible to flunk your English paper, but I managed somehow. And this is bad because English is my one true subject which I can score highest marks in. The rest of the subjects are split into categories like: GIULETA, [Sejarah] SHEZMEEN, [Sejarah.] KALYN [PhysicsChemBioEveryAbsoluteThing] and etc. etc. etc. English *should* be mine or Fen's like it always has been.

But noooo Alexis. You have done the impossible, and the impossible is flunking English. You have done it.

*HAPPY DANCE YAAAY GOODIE*

So now I shall fail EVERYTHING =D Because Maths turned away from me, BM didn't like me, English mutinied against me, Chemistry murdered me and Sejarah buried me. 

Now all I need is for Physics to exhume me and Add Maths to dissect me and Bio to mummify me.

But seriously. Flunking english is badbadbad. At least I flunked the essay bit only. Which is not a great hope but hope nonetheless. 

HOWEVER, English, no matter how dreadful it may seem, is lost in the excitement of probate interviews tomorrow =) Because I AM excited to get probates. Even when I'm lazy. Good luck to all of you!! *Please note that you are going to need this luck. And skill and calmness. I needed the luck last year myself.*

Other things today.

Things like table tennis, and ultimate frisbee. Well, they're normal Friday things you know. But sports always deflates my self-esteem. =) Because it is just not easy to run after/catch/throw small, coloured, fast-spinning flying objects. And it is just not easy to hit bouncing balls over nets back and forth. No people. It is NOT. 

I am unsportswomanable. Therefore sports and me don't go into a sentence unless the sentence is WOH ALEXIS YOU ARE THE VERY SUCKY AT SPORTS. [And I shall reply YEH BABY I AM THE SUCKY AT SPORTS YO. And your reply shall be HAHA ALEXIS YOU R A STUPID PERSON.  And I shall say back YEH BABY I KNOW. WHY THE *demokrasi* DID I JOIN ALL THESE SPORTS IN THE FIRST PLACE HALLOO?]

And then the small voice in my head shall go *I KNOW WHY* 

And I shall know why too.

*muttergrumble* Platinum CAS Award. *muttergrumble* It is impossible to get 700 points for sports.

AND I'm covered in all the other areas EXCEPT sports. Which is very very sad. 

Anyway. Back to the topic. Which is Audrey Desiree Ong Ai Li, because some very funny things happened which involved her today.

Like, 

I have just realised that when she is angry/pretending to be angry/annoyed/angry but not really at anything, she'll say "Screw ___[insert]___ lah." So today she said: 

"Screw Kaylyn lah." 

[Because she is too smart in Sejarah]

"Screw water polo!!"

[Because she *thinks* that she can't play water polo.]

"Screw Sejarah lah."

[Because Sejarah, like I said, is killer.]

"Screw studying!"

[This is normal.]

Lunchtime.

"SCREW GAO JYE LAH!!!"

[BECAUSE WHY?? He's missing Seladang tennis for handball. This is bad. Really kinda extremely bad. Which literally ALSO means ANDREA is missing Seladang tennis for handball. Which literally means that Seladang tennis is doomed forever. When I told Audrey that she could be the salvation of said Seladang tennis team, she was like:]

"SCREW TENNIS LAH!!"

[Then I was like hahaha I can go for house deco,]

"SCREW YOU, ALEXIS!!"

Then, I told her just how many times she said the word 'screw' in one day, and then she laughed, and then I told Jac that she said screw to so many people today, and Audrey listed out said people [which sounded a bit funny before she corrected it, because her exact words were "I screwed Kaylyn, I screwed Tennis, I screwed Gao Jye...." before she realised what exactly she was saying and changed it to "NONONONO, I meant I said SCREW KAYLYN!! And SCREW TENNIS!! AND SCREW GAO JYE!! AND ...blah, blah other various things and people and inanimate objects....." ]

When we were changing for table tennis practice, we were talking about Lyn -Again,- and for some reason, which involves studying or smartness or you know -- its LYN. Audrey said once again:

"Screw Kaylyn LAH!!!"

And then I looked at her again and burst out laughing. Because it was funny doy.

And then she said during Frisbee:

"Ah, screw the stupid Frisbee lah." When it fell into the puddle very very very far away. Thanks to Jude, who was playing Frisbee while holding a drink in his hand.

HAHAHAH AUDREY.

Yeah, that's the end of funny part. =)

-I'll see some of you tomorrow!-

Alexis.

#19 - Sejarah, Sejarah, Sejarah SEJARAH SEJARAH

Today was exam day number two and I can't say that it was better than exam day 1.

What I CAN say is that I will probably/possibly/most DEFINITELY fail Sejarah, Chemistry and Maths.

Hear the sound of my brain sizzling. It's cooking up there. Like If you pour water on it is will fizz and *Evaporate*.

I now know how to make BRAIN SOUP.

HOW TO MAKE ~Brain Soup~

You need:

1/2 cup Chemistry Calculations

1/2 Cup Modern Maths

3/4 Cup Physics

A tablespoon of Biology

3/4 Cup Sejarah Essay

A spoonful of Add Maths -  completing the square works best.

A pinch of Bukit Kepong and Anak Laut

Add Tamadun Mesopotamia, Rom, and Other Tamadun -tamadun-tamadun for that little flash of flavour you all love.

Add English to season.

For garnish: Prepare a mixture of Moral values.

Step 1: Mash everything together in a large bowl with a sinister looking metallic object.

Step 2: Inject all the mush into your brain.

Step 3: Sit for exams.

Step 4: Feel the agony of your brain as it works hard to make sense of things you have put into it.

Step 5: Do it all again for the next exam.

Okay. Moving on, because talking about exams is not helping me any.

Weeeelllll. 

I had so much to say!! Where has it all gone to!?!?!

Goshdarnit Sejarah. Why on earth do Sejarah essays exist? I'm not going to grow up to become a sejarahwati personmajiggy. Sejarah is freaking me out. Zomg Sejarah. Even the word is a scary one, in a slow creeping-up-on-you way. Seeejjjjaaarrraaahhhh....SeEEEEEJJJJAAAARRRAAAAHHHHH......

CRAP I'M TOO SCARED TO REMEMBER WHAT I WANTED TO BLOG ABOUT

OKAY BYE BYE ITS SEJARAH TIME.

*scared scared scared scared*

P.S. Silly internet. It went off because of rain. But rain is GOOD, because it means I *don't* have to water the plants. =)

Alexis.

#18 - Revelations & Retardation

[ And I know I'm supposed to be studying, I know it. I know it very well. So SUE ME. =) ]

Today I had a sudden epiphany. 

That is, [or you can say... i.e. !! *Pshawwww!* X ) I'm sure all the Form 4's have synonyms dancing in their head whenever someone says..you know. The words that always have synonyms. ] 

Here is said epiphany:

Modern maths is a real PAIN IN THE [words, hundreds of pages, pages, pages, for wordsssss...]

Jason Mraz is *such* a cool substitute for a baddd word. Hey hey. It could have been neck or throat or head for all you know, it's just we tend to assume these things. Wrongly. So Jason Mraz is a perfect substitute. Because he is teh awesome.

And so we go back to the epiphany. 

Dear Puan Jamaliah.

You are the awesomesest Form 4 an Form 5 maths teacher and we love you very very much and your lessons are always fun and interesting and you always let us have fun in your classes too. However, as of our first monthly exam we have discovered that you set the most extremely incredibly excruciatingly HARD maths papers. Hard as in 

*OMG OMG OMG HYPERVENTILATE HYPERVENTILATE SOMEBODY HELP ME DO THIS QUESTION!!! HOW ON EARTH DO YOU DO THIS THINGAMABBOBYLOOHA? WHAT ON EARTH IS HAPPENING?!?! I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO DO THIS AT ALL MUMMMMYYYYY!!!*

You are evil, teacher, Evil with capitals and exclamation points and emphasis and bold underline italics. But you are cool at the same time. So you are evilly cool, or cooly evil. Either way you are evil.

Soooo, TEACHERRR!!! Have PITY ON USS!!! It's the first mid semester exams. Don't kill us. Killing is bad for health and never benefited anyone. And in addition to that, it would be the first time anyone ever died of Modern Maths Attack. We'd be a newspaper sensation. TODAY'S HEADLINES: CLASSROOM DIES OF MODERN MATHS EXAMINATION. More on page 1.54 x 10^23 or something like that.

And we thought *you* out of all teachers would actually give us a moderately easy paper. But noooo, one calculation took up all of 20 minutes ++ etc. etc.

HAHAHAHAHA in our faces. 

Now we are all scared for Chemistryyyy and Sejaraaaahhh.

I realise that I LOVE FORM 3. I WANNA BE FORM 3 AGAIN =(

STUDY STUDY STUDY.

I am the very very scared. 

*Chem tomorrow, dun dun duuuuuuuuunnnn.....*

Omgeeeez study.

Alexis.

P.S. This blogging thing? It's addicting. And I should stop. =) Or not.

#17 - Quencher. Quibble. And So The Q's Go.

Ohhhhhh man. 

I know I SHOULD be doing the studying thing. See, the thing is, I did study. The minute I got home. I showered and changed and then *shoooop* to my books and sat and studied till 7.45pm. Yes, yes, I know all you *Cempaka* people besides me can study like automatons till you drop off to sleep but I just CAN'T. You people are not normal. And I shall repeat so you, uh, READ me LOUD AND CLEAR. YOU-ARE-NOT-NORMAL. 

YOU, referring especially to:

1)Kaylyn 

2)Audrey 

3)Mei Jing 

4)Jackie [My supah cousinous cousinful cousinly cousin.] Yes I love inventing new words.

5)Giuleta 

6)Shezmeen 

7)The rest of you darn lot. You all know exactly who you are!! I shall not waste my time typing *All* of your names out. 

I feeeel bad when I think about you people. I mean seriously. But many many things make me feel bad and I never let them make me feel bad for a really really really long time. =) Because many things make me feel good toooooo.

P.S. Jun V? No matter what you say/write/tell me/talk about/etc. etc. YOU ARE ALL LIFELESS.

You know what made me feel good? Last night I had this dream. [o.0 Yes I know you have dreams every night but just bear with me here. ] 

And in this dream, *Get ready for it people ohohohoho.*

I

COULD

PLAY

TENNISSSSSS!!!!!! 

=)

[I could play tennis WELL.]

Nononono don't laugh at me. I was so supercool in my dream. I was 

*TEH AWESOMENESS TENNIS PRO!!!* 

And I won like every match I played ohoho. I know this will not happen in real life or any life or past life or present life or future life ohoho. But you know ohohohoho? It was a good dream while it lasted ohohoho. 

=(

In all actuality, it was a SAD dream. Because it was a DREAM. Which meant I had to wake up. This is very very very sad. Feel my sadness. =( =( =( <---There. Sadness.

And the nice dream nearly made me late for school. I woke up at 6.30, smiled a bit at very nice dream, and then somehow ended up sleeping again till 7.00 [continuing to dream said dream] when my I suddenly jumped up in bed and said

OHMYNUTSASFRWASKEWGN!!! I'M LATEEEEZ!!! OH [word word word word word. X ) ]

Then I got ready and left in what, 5 minutes. Record time. Which is why I had barely sampaied when the bell rang. =)

Man, I'm hoping for the same dream again tonight oh please please please please?? At least let me be super-tennis-Alexis in my super-tennis-Alexis dreams. 

What else? I had many things to say.

Oho I know. AUDREY DESIREE ONG AI LI!!!! =) =) I don't care what you say. The objective of your sixteenth birthday is going to be MAJOR FUNNY embarrassment/humiliation/LoL-moment in front of as many people as I can gather into one place who know you some way or other. With the help of some people like YOUR MUM and YOUR BROTHER this will not be very hard. =)

Oho I know again. I was reading through Jun Vinh's old posts on his blog and he was talking about West Side Story and I had this flashback to *OUR* Production year. 

Yes, WICKED PEOPLE. Reminisce with me. =D

I (Luffs) Wicked. *Cough* Pwns WSS *Cough* nevermind I'm biased. But it was the most awesomest time I'd had throughout my F2 life. (Now why on earth does form 2 seem so far behind?!?! It feels like lightyears away. o.0 Ohemgeeez, to use Jac's term for it.) 

Dear Wicked people. DO YOU NOT LOVE WICKED WITH ALL YOU GREEN LITTLE HEART?? =) I misssss Wicked. Come baccckkk to me. 

I can still remember waiting backstage for our turn. 

Seeing the staircases go round and round in 'Thank Goodness". 

Hearing the scolding we get every year. 

Putting green paint on Nuo En's face. The makeup. 

Ellya's and Bernard's mum who is very very nice. =)

Hair. Shi Fen's and Tess' hair, to be exact. The costumes. 

The rips in our costumes which we fixed out of breath backstage. 

The lights. The music. 

The broomstick. [Me lufffs that broomstick.] 

JunV's mustache which looked so frightfully fake up close it was funny. 

The monkey's wings which kept ripping.

My oh-so-shiny purple dress in *the* scene with many shiny dresses. The dancing. The singing. Megan!! Tessa!!! You were still there remember =)

The music cues for the dancers to rush onstage.

The laughs we got from the audience every time.

Something ba-a-a-a-d. The lepak time we had.

The MacDonalds and the Dominoes. The warm ups with yoga.

Grimmerie Weekend. =) Defying Gravity. What is This Feeling. 

Nuo En flying up in the sky on that wicked cool thingamabobbyjigalator. 

The black cloth rippling under smoke and lights and Ozians looking up at Nuo En.

The last pose we ozians struck before the last curtain call. That's meh favourite pose FTW. =)

Magic.

The last performance.

The standing ovation.

The sad sad sad packing up of things for the very last time. =( The sad sad sad music video which they always make specially for us every year.

I remember!! Still very clear in my head. And you shall definitely see me in this years production [FAME =D] somewhere. Because I shall never ever ever miss a production when I can join it. 

It's the last year we fourth formers can join production oho. I feel very extremely depressed now, oho. [Maybe that could be a valid excuse. Too depressed to study.] But I have to study now.

MY SISTER JUST ATE MAGGI WITHOUT ME. [WORD WORD WORD] ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU INANIMATE BLOG OBJECT.

Buhbye readers. Out there. If you ever read.

-Alexis.-

Musical crazy.

#16 - Proton Numbers & Plasma Membranes 8-|

Oooooooooooooo STUDYING FOR EXAMS.

Agagasfbhkewrlnklajg.

I SWEAR World Math Day gave me flu. And fever. And when you have Mr. Flu and Mrs. Fever, they combine to bring their good son and daughter Cough and Sore Throat.

And I just got better, too. >.<

And I have to sing on Monday for Cempaka Voices Choir. Commonwealth Day. o.o

But OHHHHH well. I can't complain. [I CAN!!] I'm probably not as bad off as Boon who's sniffing all the time [I AM!!!]. 

I can just SENSE Kaylyn/Audrey/Mei Jing/Etc.Misc people studying really really really hard for exams. I'm sure they're doing their I-have-no-life thing when here I am posting on my blog because I am NOT studying right now.

This makes me feel bad. =(

Seriously people. Haven't you reached your studying limit yet!?!??! No. Don't answer the question. You people are perfectly capable of inputting information into your brains without stop for 24 hours 365 days of the year. 

I AM NOT BECAUSE I'M HUMAN. =) Hahahhaha in your face. At least I'm of the homo sapiens species. Not like you people.  You're all probably some kind of alien or something. o.0

ZOMG MY FRIENDS ARE ALIENS X )

P.S. Dear aliens. If you do care, Quotable Quotes has been updated. Three times. X )

-Alexis.-

#14 - Nice-ness & Not So Nice-ness.

And so I thought I'd just post a post [post a post, HAH!] about myself and what happened today and what happened lately and yadda yadda blahbitty blah. Like what other people are doing. So of course this shall have no pretty colors and different sized text.

What happened lately: Cempaka Voices In Concert. Which, I must mention. NOBODY TOOK THE TIME TO GO TO, and for that I hate you all. But the good thing was, we sang the awesomest songs ever. Like Eleanor Rigby and Tequila Samba. And the best most awesomest song? ICE KACANG!!! Which will, hopefully, be resung during Commomwealth Day, so we get one more time to sing it. =)

Here comes colorful text. 

You - are - my 

ICE KACANGGG..... =) In this tropical heat...

[Sambal belacan-sambal belacan!]

You are my favorite dessert - OOH, LALA! So inviting, so sweet!

Would you like to Bo-bo cha cha? 

[Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha cha cham pohh!]

Come along and dance with me!

For YOU ARE MY LOVE,

My one Atapchee! 

Someone I like to eat. X )

See people-who-didn't come? You missed this. You missed it!!! The funniest most awesomest performance of all time!! And you didn't donate to the Gaza fund. How could you, no matter how lazy you all are?!?! [Yes Audrey. I know you were lazy. You still should have gone anyway, you horrible person. =)]

What happened today: ....Tennis.

What happened to myself: I started freaking out because 

a) We have EXAMS NEXT NEXT WEEK and we have to study *breath* Bio Chem Physics Sejarah Maths Add Maths English BM Moral. And our exams are....8 days long....Oh, I could commit suicide. Right now.

b) I can't play tennis. Why on earth am I playing tennis? What am I doing? What on earth was wrong with me? How on earth did I pick up the stupid pen to sign up for Seladang tennis? What on earth possessed me to sign up? I can't play TENNIS. I'LL BE EMBARRASSING MYSELF DURING GAMES CARNIVAL, look for the seladang in green turning bright red from shyness and tennis court-fright. The one who will disappear in a cloud of smoke when Sandra looks at her in the eye. Or just look for the one sneaking away from all the matches. Yes, that would be me.

c) I have 23 things on my to-do list which I haven't done yet. And 23 is a very big number for a to-do list. Why do I have so many things to dooooo!??! Like..PRACTICE TENNIS??

d) I have just realized that I'm going to get probates....and be mean to them....and memorize my rules so that they're at the tips of my fingers [again.] and nurture them and tie ties on them and oh, all those prefecty probatey stuff. 

e) Did I mention we have exams? In two weeks? 

f) *GASP* EXAMS!!!! 

I c e K a a a c a a a a a a a n n n g g g g . . . . . . . . .

Alexis.