#63 - Today I Don't Feel Like Doing Anything (The RealLife LazySong)

Yes, I said it.

I said it!!

I SAID IT CAUSE I CAAAAN~

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Am on holiday now. Yes, I love holidays. They are awesome and cool. I can has many foodstuffs to eat. Nom nom nom nom.

(con: have to listen to ma nag about AMIGAD ALEXIS, Y U SO FAT?

While I go: AMIGAD MA, I ALSO DUNNO Y!)

And shopping! And eating! And shopping! And eating! And shopping! And eating! And shopping! And eating! And shopping! And eating! And shopping! And eating!And shopping! And eating! And shopping! And eating! And shopping! And eating!And shopping! And eating! And shopping! And eating! And shopping! And eating!

And! Yes! So! Many! Exclamation! Points! Because! I'm so happy! Doing shopping and eating!

Q: Alexis, are you lifeless?

A: Ummmmm.......YES LOLOL.

enjoy life my friendssss.

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wait, but, so many decisions to make about university and college. My head is going to explode. Argh ma you should have told me that you want someone as a doctor in a family EARLIER. I would have totally just picked up medicine. Its not like I know exactly what I want to do NOW. And I even wanted to do medicine a couple of years agooo~

AH HAFF NU DIRECTION

As it is: No maths and no science. Because maths and the chemistry part of science is bleh. Wellllll, I was sure that was what I wanted to do at the beginning of the year. NOWWW,

bah humbug. Its STILL WHAT I WANT TO DO! Everyone. Stop talking. You. Are. Influencing me.

Mehhhhhh~

I WEEL DO ARTS. I WEEL DU IT AND SHOW YU ALL DAT ARTS PIPPLE ARE SUPA SMART AND KEN MAKING JUST AS MUCH MONEYS AS COMARCE AND SIENSCE PIPPLE. SO DERE. EAT MY DUST ANOYYING PIPPLE.

*blows many intense raspberrys at stupid annoying people*

Never mind. I shall take arts. I shall do management. I shall learn languages. I will AMAZE EVERYONE WITH MY AMAZING LANGUAGE TRANSLATING WRITING SPEAKING MAD SKILLZ.

(and also my superbly skilful attractive wonderful mad awesome charmingness. Charmingness. Yes. Charmingnosity!!?!?)

and THEN, I will proceed to work in a big. multinational. insanely awesome. madly desirable. legenwaitforitdary. company.

AH-HAH! SEE! THE ARTS PERSON CAN DO JUST AS AWESOME COMMERCY INTERNATIONAL STUFF.

(hahahah stuff was typed as studd haha so funny I die)

let us now leave depressing topics about future behind~

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DOGGIE I LUFF YOUUUU

you never judge ~ mweehee. hee. hee. hee.

Doggie: Om. nom. nom. nom. nom. nom. nom. *wis bone wis rummy* a la scoobydoo.

YES SHE IS HERE IN THE STUDYROOM BESIDE ME AS. I. TYPE

I snuck her in

*niiiiinjaaaa!*

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I. Am going to prom? Never thought I would. BUT MARIA FORCES PEOPLE AND YOU KNOW. SHE IS SO. FORCEFUL.

Uh, yeah! XD XD

Anyway. I will leave for now.

BUT ILL BE BAKKK. *koff koff terminator*

LexaLee

#62 - Quick, Quick, Sloooow.

OMG WHAT?

Well you'll know what I mean if you know what I mean.

Do you know what I mean?

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Okay I came back to this post a two weeks later, and my first reaction was OMG WHAT?

Then I realised I knew what I meant!

If you know what I mean.

HAHAHA?

But seriously. DO you know what I mean? :D

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Moving on aside forward.

Hormones make me crazy. Did you know hormones make me crazy? It seems like the mood swings are so obvious to me. Like I was in Woolworths the other day (y'know, the grocery store) and I was at the self check out counter,

because self check out counters are just cool like that,

but anyway. I was using my own Non-plastic bag thing,

because plastic bags are bad for the environment,

but anyway. I was using the self check out counter and it kept telling me 'bzzt. bzzt. Assistance required. Bzzt. Bzzt. Assistance required.' even though I was working it correctly and everything.

I FELT LIKE KICKING THE STUPID THING.

but anyway, I was standing there pissed off at the thing and the assistant walks over to help because that's their job....and she gave me the 'hey, look! stupid Asian customer!' look (I swear!) and said to me in this hugely annoying Indian nasal tone:

'Ma'am it doesn't work because you keep taking your bag off the counter. Don't take it off and it will work.. (*stupid customer look, stupid customer...*)'

and I was like.....*DEAD. SILENCE.*

Because if I'm at the point where I'm going to snap and I try to control myself, you'll know. I'll be dead silent and just stare at you. Run. Run in the opposite direction.

So I kind of stared at her until she left (of course she scanned her card thingy to get the machine running again...well.)

OMaiGod I wanted to punch her! Haha. Normally without the hormones I would have been super embarrassed. But no. Hormones make me insane, and I wanted SO much to deck her. Or at least just claw her eyes out. I mean, she gave the the stupidAsiancustomer STARE! OF DOOM!

...so not me. Hormones are weird.

Guys are weirder. But I'll get back to that.

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STUDYEXAMS STUDY.

Gargh. Economics is just twisted and evil. Eeeevillll.

OMGG. E&D exam tomorrow. GO GO GO ALEXISSS

P.S. Did you know I realllly suck at words with Friends?!

LexaLee

#61 - We Are The Pretty Petty Things.

So. What did I do this weekend?

Friday (Fun fun fun fun fun) : Sleep. Sleep. Eat. Study Media&Comm (very minimally. )

Saturday : Sleep. Sleep. Wake up. Go shopping with Dree/Jason. Watch them buy jackets/shirts/bags/scarves. Bought awesome red jacket, hooray. Bought present for sister. Bought ice cream. Study economics. Eat apple. Call family. Watch Bones. Watch BBT. Watch HIMYM. Sleep.

Sunday : Sleep. Sleep. Wake up. Go shopping with Dree/Jason/WaiYip/Frank but mostly Jac. Made Jac try jackets. Made Jac try jackets. Make Jac try jackets. Watch Jac buy two jackets. And a crop jacket. Bought a crop jacket. (It was on sale you know don't blame me.) Eat pancakes. Steal pancakes from WaiYip cause he couldn't finish. Got cheated out of a coke by my stupid Hoyts reward card. Got forced into paying for my supposed free coke by my stupid Hoyts reward card. Watched Source code. Ogled Jake Gyllenhaal. Ogled Jake Gyllenhaal. Ogled - yeah. Source Code is awesome, really awesome. Really.

Source Code! Is Awesome!

Yes. Although it's completely mindblowing. The end makes sense, then doesn't make sense, then - oh - what's this? It makes sense. But does it?

You never really quite get it.

On the other hand, what up! with that superbomb in Bones?!?! WHAT?! So unexpected. Oh I won't spoil things. Really, but WHAT?

--Did you know that HIMYM is contracted for another TWO seasons? TWO? Like Dree says. We'll never get to meet the mother. Never ever ever.

AGH! All the awesome TV Shows are going on their breaks now! Its a conspiracy I tell you! What can I do to occupy myself for another - oh - three or so months?!?! Find me a new series, anybody!

~ Maybe I should start rewatching Grey's Anatomy? You know, lift my boycott-ment of it? I mean, Cristina is still awesome. Right. She's the reason why I watch Grey's in the first place, because well, Meredith, Izzie, George (Oh good, he's been killed off!), Callie and many, many, many other people annoyed me.)

I miss snacks. Like. Snacks. Cheezels! I just don't buy as many snacks here. Okay, maybe biscuits. But you know. They're biscuits. Really. I used to only eat biscuits with unhealthy stuff, like garlic butter and milo and stuff. Now I'm boring and I just eat biscuits, and dip. (Okay, the dip is awesome - legen - wait for it - dary). Spinach and nut dip, Pesto, Carrot and coriander, Eggplant dip, yummmmmm. :D

Agh! Roti canai! Tosai!

And internet connection!

Gah I've got so study for exams in superadvance. No. WHY! WHY ARE YOU GUYS COMING DURING EXAM TIME?!?! XD

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Wow. It's already NEXT saturday! and NEXT sunday! And Jason and Frank really have nothing better to do than to go to the library and study! And drag me into it! And that's unbelievable, because I really am not a studying sort of person! Wait - overuse of exclamation points! What up!

Bought a TON of dip. Namely, six boxes. How awesome and legenwaitforitdary is that?

Well, it is. It's awesome. And it tastes good, too.

Funfact: Getting hit by a tram is like getting hit by a rhino on a SKATEBOARD.

Now, besides being awesome, that fact is EPIC. Haha. I mean, its always been my dream to experience getting hit by a rhino on a skateboard. Look, even the mental image just cracks me up!

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Hey actually, today's Wednesday. :D And I survived economics. Better than that, I stayed awake. Guys, its a special moment in history. Pigs have flown, hell has frozen and you know other unbelievable stuff. I NEVER STAY AWAKE DURING ECONOMICS. But I did.

OMG DO YOU THINK I'M IN SOME PARALLEL REALITY A LA SOURCE CODE OR SOMETHING THAT'S WHY I STAYED AWAKE?

No.

OMG JUST GOTTA TELL YOU SOMETHING OKAY DON'T LAUGH OKAY.

I locked myself out of my room. At one in the morning. To shower, so I was locked out with a towel and soap. And my iPad, cause I'm crazy and I carry that everywhere. So, yeah. :D

Hooray! I know right! Go Alexis!

Haha. Crashed on a borrowed air mattress, with a borrowed spare blanket, with a borrowed spare pillow, in a friend's room. Woke up at six wrapped in the blanket to go downstairs and ask for the key please :)

Anyway, it's two days to Friday -->

- which means, two days to the 27th, which is the day my internet resets - wooohooo! partying, partying (Rebecca Black speaks only the truth I tell you)

- and two days to my due date for M&C assignment! And after that, (fun fun fun fun fun fun)

- And four days to when I can buy my dips n' juice at VicMarket again! (looking forward to the weekend!)

Oooo look my post so colourful I'm back to using colours again.

LexaLee

#60 - We We We So Excited!

OMG THE BEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD EVER ARE COMING TO VISIT US IN AUSTRALIA!

(You know who you are.)

AWESOME!

What's not awesome is visiting during exam week, but oh well. Partying partying! Yeah! Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun.

Yeah I just had to say that. :D

LexaLee

#59 - Round And Round.

Today it is Wednesday, Wednesday.

(HAHAHAHAHAHA?)

Well anyway. If you did not catch that reference, then go watch Rebecca Black on youtube. I swear its a parody. She must not be real.

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Anyways. Melbourne. I am still in shock over this ridiculous weather. I mean it was hot just YESTERDAY. I had to turn on the fan. And today, it's raining and cold. Like whaaaaaaaaaat?

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I have an automatic umbrella which pops open when I press the button!

I like it!

Hooray! It's blue!

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Happy easter everyone?

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OMG JAC JUST CALLED MY BOARDING HOUSE UNCLE A PIRATED UNCLE BECAUSE HE HAS LOTS OF PIRATED MOVIES (which he collects from all the students who stayed at the boarding house previously.)

LOLOLOLOL JAC

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I like shopping in Australia. But only because I don't convert in my head anymore.

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MY FAMILY IS COMING ON FRIDAY:

(In Alexis' head: GOTTA CLEAN MY ROOM OMG CLEAN CLEAN CLEAN CLEAN)

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lalalalala hohohohoh lalalalalala. Yes. I am not sure why I'm so hyper now, but ummmm. Yeah!

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What else about now? Well holidays. Are....boring here. Like for some reason. I'm not sure. But sometimes it gets interesting?

#58 - In Which I Miss My Internet Connection. A Lot.

HELLO EVERYONE!! FROM AUUSSTRAALLIIAAA!

Now let me give you some bullet points. Or Cheat Sheets, as my econs lecturer likes to call'em.

- FOOD : Great, Awesome, Awesome, Great, But boarding house food is not great or awesome. I'm living on Lygon, home to the great and terrible power of Italian restaurants, but I can't eat there except for Saturday night and Sunday. Gelato rocks my socks. Il Dolce Freddo's FOREVER!

- PEOPLE : Well they're okay I don't really care I guess. People randomly swear on the street. People drop precision F-strikes all over the place. Like, '....I mean what the **********!!! ***** him right!!!' And I'm walking past them like, 'Yeah. Totally man. Awesome.' And. I have a feeling that all Aussies are just a bit. Lazy. Hahaha.

- PLACE : Clean like anything. My room is huge like anything. There's a graffiti lane down in town (nearby, btw) that is GOR.GE.OUS. Supercool! The town is reaallly near. I walk everywhere. I've walked out of town. I love it. No cars for me!

- PRICE : Don't even. I pretend I don't have to convert anymore. Close both my eyes and see only AUD. No more ringgit.

- WEATHER : Spastic. Crazy. PMSing. Batshit insane. It's freezing cold in the morning, then the sun breaks out and shines hot in the afternoon, up to twenty degrees or more. Then the rain clouds come in low, darkening the sky midway through the noon. Then it drizzles. Then the sun comes out. Then the wind blows. At night it drops to below ten degrees, and you turn the heater on and off. IN SUMMER.

- COLLEGE : Whatever. Same old nose grinder. Except with nicer teachers and a much more awesome environment. Trees and benches and parks and large classes and whatnot. Okay, so my subjects are WAAAY more interesting than my previous (shitty.) Malaysian syllabus. Media and Communications, Mr. Malaysian Government? Psychology? Environment and Development? Economics (IN ENGLISH?) History, but not HISTORY, history, rather, History of 'Ideas'. English made up of drama and literature. Yeah. Malaysia sucks. XD

We supposed to call our lecturers by first name. And I can't do it, I'm sorry. They're either Miss, Sir, or teach to me!

-FRIENDS : We're all asian. All chinese looking. It's a darn second Asia here, and it's hilarious. Oh. And Australians seem to think that sushi is huuuugggeee. Oh well, it tastes good. Albert house people are all insane, like me. So we kind of suit. Ha. Ha. Ha.

- SCENERY : Gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous, super gorgeous. St. Kilda beach is spectacular. As well as the whole darn city. So to speak. It's got these old gothic buildings, as well as new modern funky green red buildings. RMIT with it's redbrick and yellowstone walls next to the Melbourne central with its red umbrella-sausages and modern architecture. Victoria state library with its white stone pillars and triangular roof next to starbucks. My uni (Which my college is in) is humongoginormous. Supercalifragibigous. Megagiganticonomous. Big, so to speak. And awesome.

Well. Break for now! I'll come back to talk to you later. Spastic updates maybe. I dunno. I've got lots of reading work every week.

LexaLee

#57 - Freefalling.

INTO THE BIG BEYOND I SAY!

Tomorrow (well technically today, since now is four in the morning,) I'm flying solo!

Going on my journey!

Sallying forth into the great unknown!

Leaving on a jetplane!

Venturing to places where no LexaLee has gone before!

Ah well. Leaving to further my studies is a cross between a big deal and a what, leaving? psh don't care! situation. I can't decide whether or not I am REALLY ACTUALLY:

1. sad

2. happy

3. excited

4. homesick

5. to happy for words to be leaving home

6. bored

7. scared

8. hyperventilating

9. calm

10. terrified

so I guess I have to say that I am all of these.

Really though its not that grand an affair. Honestly (I hope) I'm going to stay in close touch with as many people as possible.