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Sunday, August 23, 2009

#35 - Rawr. The Alexis Monster.

contrary to popular belief, I DO get angry and cranky sometimes.





For example.

1) DON'T be the one to wake me up from my beautiful SLEEP on a HOLIDAY. 

Why? 

a) I always sleep late on holidays.
b) I always sleep late on holidays.
c) I always sleep late on holidays.
d) It's a holiday, so I have no appointments or school or nonsense or anything at all to wake up early for so what's the POINT?
e) It's a HOLIDAY. I get to do what I want, like sleep late. Which means I wake up late.
f) I like to sleep a lot on holidays.
g) I like to sleep a lot on holidays.
h) I like to sleep A LOT ON HOLIDAYS.

Oh, you get my point.

So. If any of you happen to end up as room mates overseas if we study in the same school, remember the golden rule.[s]

i) If you want Alexis to wake up early/wake up for a reason, tell her before hand, like BEFORE she sleeps late. Then she'll wake up on time. Chances are, she'll wake up earlier than YOU. And be happier about it, too.

ii) If you don't want her to be wickedly extremely exceedingly superbly hugely supremely totally immensely wholly and thoroughly PISSED OFF at you for a very very very very very long time, be a good, kind soul and just leave her alone till she wakes up by herself, in a good mood.

Yeah.

And for the record, I don't even sleep as late as some of youuuuu. ><

There are other things that tick me off too, but lets just leave it at that.

I updated yay me,
Alexis.

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