#20 - Tennis & Tables & Tall Orders

What happened on EXAM DAY #3?

Sejarah happened.

That should be self explanatory, but in case you didn't know, SEJARAH IS KILLER. [And many other long rambles which I won't write, because I'm not going to waste my TIME. P.S. What is the use of sejarah subjective?!?!]

I am soooo glad for the fact that our exams are split up over holidays. XD Thank goodness!!!!!

Today was not such a *uber great* day though.

Because I know know that I have flunked my *English* paper. No this is not funny. It is not supposed to be humanly possible to flunk your English paper, but I managed somehow. And this is bad because English is my one true subject which I can score highest marks in. The rest of the subjects are split into categories like: GIULETA, [Sejarah] SHEZMEEN, [Sejarah.] KALYN [PhysicsChemBioEveryAbsoluteThing] and etc. etc. etc. English *should* be mine or Fen's like it always has been.

But noooo Alexis. You have done the impossible, and the impossible is flunking English. You have done it.

*HAPPY DANCE YAAAY GOODIE*

So now I shall fail EVERYTHING =D Because Maths turned away from me, BM didn't like me, English mutinied against me, Chemistry murdered me and Sejarah buried me. 

Now all I need is for Physics to exhume me and Add Maths to dissect me and Bio to mummify me.

But seriously. Flunking english is badbadbad. At least I flunked the essay bit only. Which is not a great hope but hope nonetheless. 

HOWEVER, English, no matter how dreadful it may seem, is lost in the excitement of probate interviews tomorrow =) Because I AM excited to get probates. Even when I'm lazy. Good luck to all of you!! *Please note that you are going to need this luck. And skill and calmness. I needed the luck last year myself.*

Other things today.

Things like table tennis, and ultimate frisbee. Well, they're normal Friday things you know. But sports always deflates my self-esteem. =) Because it is just not easy to run after/catch/throw small, coloured, fast-spinning flying objects. And it is just not easy to hit bouncing balls over nets back and forth. No people. It is NOT. 

I am unsportswomanable. Therefore sports and me don't go into a sentence unless the sentence is WOH ALEXIS YOU ARE THE VERY SUCKY AT SPORTS. [And I shall reply YEH BABY I AM THE SUCKY AT SPORTS YO. And your reply shall be HAHA ALEXIS YOU R A STUPID PERSON.  And I shall say back YEH BABY I KNOW. WHY THE *demokrasi* DID I JOIN ALL THESE SPORTS IN THE FIRST PLACE HALLOO?]

And then the small voice in my head shall go *I KNOW WHY* 

And I shall know why too.

*muttergrumble* Platinum CAS Award. *muttergrumble* It is impossible to get 700 points for sports.

AND I'm covered in all the other areas EXCEPT sports. Which is very very sad. 

Anyway. Back to the topic. Which is Audrey Desiree Ong Ai Li, because some very funny things happened which involved her today.

Like, 

I have just realised that when she is angry/pretending to be angry/annoyed/angry but not really at anything, she'll say "Screw ___[insert]___ lah." So today she said: 

"Screw Kaylyn lah." 

[Because she is too smart in Sejarah]

"Screw water polo!!"

[Because she *thinks* that she can't play water polo.]

"Screw Sejarah lah."

[Because Sejarah, like I said, is killer.]

"Screw studying!"

[This is normal.]

Lunchtime.

"SCREW GAO JYE LAH!!!"

[BECAUSE WHY?? He's missing Seladang tennis for handball. This is bad. Really kinda extremely bad. Which literally ALSO means ANDREA is missing Seladang tennis for handball. Which literally means that Seladang tennis is doomed forever. When I told Audrey that she could be the salvation of said Seladang tennis team, she was like:]

"SCREW TENNIS LAH!!"

[Then I was like hahaha I can go for house deco,]

"SCREW YOU, ALEXIS!!"

Then, I told her just how many times she said the word 'screw' in one day, and then she laughed, and then I told Jac that she said screw to so many people today, and Audrey listed out said people [which sounded a bit funny before she corrected it, because her exact words were "I screwed Kaylyn, I screwed Tennis, I screwed Gao Jye...." before she realised what exactly she was saying and changed it to "NONONONO, I meant I said SCREW KAYLYN!! And SCREW TENNIS!! AND SCREW GAO JYE!! AND ...blah, blah other various things and people and inanimate objects....." ]

When we were changing for table tennis practice, we were talking about Lyn -Again,- and for some reason, which involves studying or smartness or you know -- its LYN. Audrey said once again:

"Screw Kaylyn LAH!!!"

And then I looked at her again and burst out laughing. Because it was funny doy.

And then she said during Frisbee:

"Ah, screw the stupid Frisbee lah." When it fell into the puddle very very very far away. Thanks to Jude, who was playing Frisbee while holding a drink in his hand.

HAHAHAH AUDREY.

Yeah, that's the end of funny part. =)

-I'll see some of you tomorrow!-

Alexis.