#18 - Revelations & Retardation

[ And I know I'm supposed to be studying, I know it. I know it very well. So SUE ME. =) ]

Today I had a sudden epiphany. 

That is, [or you can say... i.e. !! *Pshawwww!* X ) I'm sure all the Form 4's have synonyms dancing in their head whenever someone says..you know. The words that always have synonyms. ] 

Here is said epiphany:

Modern maths is a real PAIN IN THE [words, hundreds of pages, pages, pages, for wordsssss...]

Jason Mraz is *such* a cool substitute for a baddd word. Hey hey. It could have been neck or throat or head for all you know, it's just we tend to assume these things. Wrongly. So Jason Mraz is a perfect substitute. Because he is teh awesome.

And so we go back to the epiphany. 

Dear Puan Jamaliah.

You are the awesomesest Form 4 an Form 5 maths teacher and we love you very very much and your lessons are always fun and interesting and you always let us have fun in your classes too. However, as of our first monthly exam we have discovered that you set the most extremely incredibly excruciatingly HARD maths papers. Hard as in 

*OMG OMG OMG HYPERVENTILATE HYPERVENTILATE SOMEBODY HELP ME DO THIS QUESTION!!! HOW ON EARTH DO YOU DO THIS THINGAMABBOBYLOOHA? WHAT ON EARTH IS HAPPENING?!?! I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO DO THIS AT ALL MUMMMMYYYYY!!!*

You are evil, teacher, Evil with capitals and exclamation points and emphasis and bold underline italics. But you are cool at the same time. So you are evilly cool, or cooly evil. Either way you are evil.

Soooo, TEACHERRR!!! Have PITY ON USS!!! It's the first mid semester exams. Don't kill us. Killing is bad for health and never benefited anyone. And in addition to that, it would be the first time anyone ever died of Modern Maths Attack. We'd be a newspaper sensation. TODAY'S HEADLINES: CLASSROOM DIES OF MODERN MATHS EXAMINATION. More on page 1.54 x 10^23 or something like that.

And we thought *you* out of all teachers would actually give us a moderately easy paper. But noooo, one calculation took up all of 20 minutes ++ etc. etc.

HAHAHAHAHA in our faces. 

Now we are all scared for Chemistryyyy and Sejaraaaahhh.

I realise that I LOVE FORM 3. I WANNA BE FORM 3 AGAIN =(

STUDY STUDY STUDY.

I am the very very scared. 

*Chem tomorrow, dun dun duuuuuuuuunnnn.....*

Omgeeeez study.

Alexis.

P.S. This blogging thing? It's addicting. And I should stop. =) Or not.