#63 - Today I Don't Feel Like Doing Anything (The RealLife LazySong)

Yes, I said it.

I said it!!

I SAID IT CAUSE I CAAAAN~

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Am on holiday now. Yes, I love holidays. They are awesome and cool. I can has many foodstuffs to eat. Nom nom nom nom.

(con: have to listen to ma nag about AMIGAD ALEXIS, Y U SO FAT?

While I go: AMIGAD MA, I ALSO DUNNO Y!)

And shopping! And eating! And shopping! And eating! And shopping! And eating! And shopping! And eating! And shopping! And eating! And shopping! And eating!And shopping! And eating! And shopping! And eating! And shopping! And eating!And shopping! And eating! And shopping! And eating! And shopping! And eating!

And! Yes! So! Many! Exclamation! Points! Because! I'm so happy! Doing shopping and eating!

Q: Alexis, are you lifeless?

A: Ummmmm.......YES LOLOL.

enjoy life my friendssss.

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wait, but, so many decisions to make about university and college. My head is going to explode. Argh ma you should have told me that you want someone as a doctor in a family EARLIER. I would have totally just picked up medicine. Its not like I know exactly what I want to do NOW. And I even wanted to do medicine a couple of years agooo~

AH HAFF NU DIRECTION

As it is: No maths and no science. Because maths and the chemistry part of science is bleh. Wellllll, I was sure that was what I wanted to do at the beginning of the year. NOWWW,

bah humbug. Its STILL WHAT I WANT TO DO! Everyone. Stop talking. You. Are. Influencing me.

Mehhhhhh~

I WEEL DO ARTS. I WEEL DU IT AND SHOW YU ALL DAT ARTS PIPPLE ARE SUPA SMART AND KEN MAKING JUST AS MUCH MONEYS AS COMARCE AND SIENSCE PIPPLE. SO DERE. EAT MY DUST ANOYYING PIPPLE.

*blows many intense raspberrys at stupid annoying people*

Never mind. I shall take arts. I shall do management. I shall learn languages. I will AMAZE EVERYONE WITH MY AMAZING LANGUAGE TRANSLATING WRITING SPEAKING MAD SKILLZ.

(and also my superbly skilful attractive wonderful mad awesome charmingness. Charmingness. Yes. Charmingnosity!!?!?)

and THEN, I will proceed to work in a big. multinational. insanely awesome. madly desirable. legenwaitforitdary. company.

AH-HAH! SEE! THE ARTS PERSON CAN DO JUST AS AWESOME COMMERCY INTERNATIONAL STUFF.

(hahahah stuff was typed as studd haha so funny I die)

let us now leave depressing topics about future behind~

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DOGGIE I LUFF YOUUUU

you never judge ~ mweehee. hee. hee. hee.

Doggie: Om. nom. nom. nom. nom. nom. nom. *wis bone wis rummy* a la scoobydoo.

YES SHE IS HERE IN THE STUDYROOM BESIDE ME AS. I. TYPE

I snuck her in

*niiiiinjaaaa!*

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I. Am going to prom? Never thought I would. BUT MARIA FORCES PEOPLE AND YOU KNOW. SHE IS SO. FORCEFUL.

Uh, yeah! XD XD

Anyway. I will leave for now.

BUT ILL BE BAKKK. *koff koff terminator*

LexaLee

#58 - In Which I Miss My Internet Connection. A Lot.

HELLO EVERYONE!! FROM AUUSSTRAALLIIAAA!

Now let me give you some bullet points. Or Cheat Sheets, as my econs lecturer likes to call'em.

- FOOD : Great, Awesome, Awesome, Great, But boarding house food is not great or awesome. I'm living on Lygon, home to the great and terrible power of Italian restaurants, but I can't eat there except for Saturday night and Sunday. Gelato rocks my socks. Il Dolce Freddo's FOREVER!

- PEOPLE : Well they're okay I don't really care I guess. People randomly swear on the street. People drop precision F-strikes all over the place. Like, '....I mean what the **********!!! ***** him right!!!' And I'm walking past them like, 'Yeah. Totally man. Awesome.' And. I have a feeling that all Aussies are just a bit. Lazy. Hahaha.

- PLACE : Clean like anything. My room is huge like anything. There's a graffiti lane down in town (nearby, btw) that is GOR.GE.OUS. Supercool! The town is reaallly near. I walk everywhere. I've walked out of town. I love it. No cars for me!

- PRICE : Don't even. I pretend I don't have to convert anymore. Close both my eyes and see only AUD. No more ringgit.

- WEATHER : Spastic. Crazy. PMSing. Batshit insane. It's freezing cold in the morning, then the sun breaks out and shines hot in the afternoon, up to twenty degrees or more. Then the rain clouds come in low, darkening the sky midway through the noon. Then it drizzles. Then the sun comes out. Then the wind blows. At night it drops to below ten degrees, and you turn the heater on and off. IN SUMMER.

- COLLEGE : Whatever. Same old nose grinder. Except with nicer teachers and a much more awesome environment. Trees and benches and parks and large classes and whatnot. Okay, so my subjects are WAAAY more interesting than my previous (shitty.) Malaysian syllabus. Media and Communications, Mr. Malaysian Government? Psychology? Environment and Development? Economics (IN ENGLISH?) History, but not HISTORY, history, rather, History of 'Ideas'. English made up of drama and literature. Yeah. Malaysia sucks. XD

We supposed to call our lecturers by first name. And I can't do it, I'm sorry. They're either Miss, Sir, or teach to me!

-FRIENDS : We're all asian. All chinese looking. It's a darn second Asia here, and it's hilarious. Oh. And Australians seem to think that sushi is huuuugggeee. Oh well, it tastes good. Albert house people are all insane, like me. So we kind of suit. Ha. Ha. Ha.

- SCENERY : Gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous, super gorgeous. St. Kilda beach is spectacular. As well as the whole darn city. So to speak. It's got these old gothic buildings, as well as new modern funky green red buildings. RMIT with it's redbrick and yellowstone walls next to the Melbourne central with its red umbrella-sausages and modern architecture. Victoria state library with its white stone pillars and triangular roof next to starbucks. My uni (Which my college is in) is humongoginormous. Supercalifragibigous. Megagiganticonomous. Big, so to speak. And awesome.

Well. Break for now! I'll come back to talk to you later. Spastic updates maybe. I dunno. I've got lots of reading work every week.

LexaLee

#57 - Freefalling.

INTO THE BIG BEYOND I SAY!

Tomorrow (well technically today, since now is four in the morning,) I'm flying solo!

Going on my journey!

Sallying forth into the great unknown!

Leaving on a jetplane!

Venturing to places where no LexaLee has gone before!

Ah well. Leaving to further my studies is a cross between a big deal and a what, leaving? psh don't care! situation. I can't decide whether or not I am REALLY ACTUALLY:

1. sad

2. happy

3. excited

4. homesick

5. to happy for words to be leaving home

6. bored

7. scared

8. hyperventilating

9. calm

10. terrified

so I guess I have to say that I am all of these.

Really though its not that grand an affair. Honestly (I hope) I'm going to stay in close touch with as many people as possible.