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#63 - Today I Don't Feel Like Doing Anything (The RealLife LazySong)

2011-08-01T07:04:00.000-07:00

Yes, I said it.

I said it!!

I SAID IT CAUSE I CAAAAN~

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Am on holiday now. Yes, I love holidays. They are awesome and cool. I can has many foodstuffs to eat. Nom nom nom nom.

(con: have to listen to ma nag about AMIGAD ALEXIS, Y U SO FAT?

While I go: AMIGAD MA, I ALSO DUNNO Y!)

And shopping! And eating! And shopping! And eating! And shopping! And eating! And shopping! And eating! And shopping! And eating! And shopping! And eating!And shopping! And eating! And shopping! And eating! And shopping! And eating!And shopping! And eating! And shopping! And eating! And shopping! And eating!

And! Yes! So! Many! Exclamation! Points! Because! I'm so happy! Doing shopping and eating!

Q: Alexis, are you lifeless?

A: Ummmmm.......YES LOLOL.

enjoy life my friendssss.

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wait, but, so many decisions to make about university and college. My head is going to explode. Argh ma you should have told me that you want someone as a doctor in a family EARLIER. I would have totally just picked up medicine. Its not like I know exactly what I want to do NOW. And I even wanted to do medicine a couple of years agooo~

AH HAFF NU DIRECTION

As it is: No maths and no science. Because maths and the chemistry part of science is bleh. Wellllll, I was sure that was what I wanted to do at the beginning of the year. NOWWW,

bah humbug. Its STILL WHAT I WANT TO DO! Everyone. Stop talking. You. Are. Influencing me.

Mehhhhhh~

I WEEL DO ARTS. I WEEL DU IT AND SHOW YU ALL DAT ARTS PIPPLE ARE SUPA SMART AND KEN MAKING JUST AS MUCH MONEYS AS COMARCE AND SIENSCE PIPPLE. SO DERE. EAT MY DUST ANOYYING PIPPLE.

*blows many intense raspberrys at stupid annoying people*

Never mind. I shall take arts. I shall do management. I shall learn languages. I will AMAZE EVERYONE WITH MY AMAZING LANGUAGE TRANSLATING WRITING SPEAKING MAD SKILLZ.

(and also my superbly skilful attractive wonderful mad awesome charmingness. Charmingness. Yes. Charmingnosity!!?!?)

and THEN, I will proceed to work in a big. multinational. insanely awesome. madly desirable. legenwaitforitdary. company.

AH-HAH! SEE! THE ARTS PERSON CAN DO JUST AS AWESOME COMMERCY INTERNATIONAL STUFF.

(hahahah stuff was typed as studd haha so funny I die)

let us now leave depressing topics about future behind~

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DOGGIE I LUFF YOUUUU

you never judge ~ mweehee. hee. hee. hee.

Doggie: Om. nom. nom. nom. nom. nom. nom. *wis bone wis rummy* a la scoobydoo.

YES SHE IS HERE IN THE STUDYROOM BESIDE ME AS. I. TYPE

I snuck her in

*niiiiinjaaaa!*

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I. Am going to prom? Never thought I would. BUT MARIA FORCES PEOPLE AND YOU KNOW. SHE IS SO. FORCEFUL.

Uh, yeah! XD XD

Anyway. I will leave for now.

BUT ILL BE BAKKK. *koff koff terminator*

LexaLee

#62 - Quick, Quick, Sloooow.

2011-05-27T20:40:00.000-07:00

OMG WHAT?

Well you'll know what I mean if you know what I mean.

Do you know what I mean?

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Okay I came back to this post a two weeks later, and my first reaction was OMG WHAT?

Then I realised I knew what I meant!

If you know what I mean.

HAHAHA?

But seriously. DO you know what I mean? :D

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Moving on aside forward.

Hormones make me crazy. Did you know hormones make me crazy? It seems like the mood swings are so obvious to me. Like I was in Woolworths the other day (y'know, the grocery store) and I was at the self check out counter,

because self check out counters are just cool like that,

but anyway. I was using my own Non-plastic bag thing,

because plastic bags are bad for the environment,

but anyway. I was using the self check out counter and it kept telling me 'bzzt. bzzt. Assistance required. Bzzt. Bzzt. Assistance required.' even though I was working it correctly and everything.

I FELT LIKE KICKING THE STUPID THING.

but anyway, I was standing there pissed off at the thing and the assistant walks over to help because that's their job....and she gave me the 'hey, look! stupid Asian customer!' look (I swear!) and said to me in this hugely annoying Indian nasal tone:

'Ma'am it doesn't work because you keep taking your bag off the counter. Don't take it off and it will work.. (*stupid customer look, stupid customer...*)'

and I was like.....*DEAD. SILENCE.*

Because if I'm at the point where I'm going to snap and I try to control myself, you'll know. I'll be dead silent and just stare at you. Run. Run in the opposite direction.

So I kind of stared at her until she left (of course she scanned her card thingy to get the machine running again...well.)

OMaiGod I wanted to punch her! Haha. Normally without the hormones I would have been super embarrassed. But no. Hormones make me insane, and I wanted SO much to deck her. Or at least just claw her eyes out. I mean, she gave the the stupidAsiancustomer STARE! OF DOOM!

...so not me. Hormones are weird.

Guys are weirder. But I'll get back to that.

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STUDYEXAMS STUDY.

Gargh. Economics is just twisted and evil. Eeeevillll.

OMGG. E&D exam tomorrow. GO GO GO ALEXISSS

P.S. Did you know I realllly suck at words with Friends?!

LexaLee

#61 - We Are The Pretty Petty Things.

2011-05-15T21:57:00.001-07:00

So. What did I do this weekend?

Friday (Fun fun fun fun fun) : Sleep. Sleep. Eat. Study Media&Comm (very minimally. )

Saturday : Sleep. Sleep. Wake up. Go shopping with Dree/Jason. Watch them buy jackets/shirts/bags/scarves. Bought awesome red jacket, hooray. Bought present for sister. Bought ice cream. Study economics. Eat apple. Call family. Watch Bones. Watch BBT. Watch HIMYM. Sleep.

Sunday : Sleep. Sleep. Wake up. Go shopping with Dree/Jason/WaiYip/Frank but mostly Jac. Made Jac try jackets. Made Jac try jackets. Make Jac try jackets. Watch Jac buy two jackets. And a crop jacket. Bought a crop jacket. (It was on sale you know don't blame me.) Eat pancakes. Steal pancakes from WaiYip cause he couldn't finish. Got cheated out of a coke by my stupid Hoyts reward card. Got forced into paying for my supposed free coke by my stupid Hoyts reward card. Watched Source code. Ogled Jake Gyllenhaal. Ogled Jake Gyllenhaal. Ogled - yeah. Source Code is awesome, really awesome. Really.

Source Code! Is Awesome!

Yes. Although it's completely mindblowing. The end makes sense, then doesn't make sense, then - oh - what's this? It makes sense. But does it?

You never really quite get it.

On the other hand, what up! with that superbomb in Bones?!?! WHAT?! So unexpected. Oh I won't spoil things. Really, but WHAT?

--Did you know that HIMYM is contracted for another TWO seasons? TWO? Like Dree says. We'll never get to meet the mother. Never ever ever.

AGH! All the awesome TV Shows are going on their breaks now! Its a conspiracy I tell you! What can I do to occupy myself for another - oh - three or so months?!?! Find me a new series, anybody!

~ Maybe I should start rewatching Grey's Anatomy? You know, lift my boycott-ment of it? I mean, Cristina is still awesome. Right. She's the reason why I watch Grey's in the first place, because well, Meredith, Izzie, George (Oh good, he's been killed off!), Callie and many, many, many other people annoyed me.)

I miss snacks. Like. Snacks. Cheezels! I just don't buy as many snacks here. Okay, maybe biscuits. But you know. They're biscuits. Really. I used to only eat biscuits with unhealthy stuff, like garlic butter and milo and stuff. Now I'm boring and I just eat biscuits, and dip. (Okay, the dip is awesome - legen - wait for it - dary). Spinach and nut dip, Pesto, Carrot and coriander, Eggplant dip, yummmmmm. :D

Agh! Roti canai! Tosai!

And internet connection!

Gah I've got so study for exams in superadvance. No. WHY! WHY ARE YOU GUYS COMING DURING EXAM TIME?!?! XD

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Wow. It's already NEXT saturday! and NEXT sunday! And Jason and Frank really have nothing better to do than to go to the library and study! And drag me into it! And that's unbelievable, because I really am not a studying sort of person! Wait - overuse of exclamation points! What up!

Bought a TON of dip. Namely, six boxes. How awesome and legenwaitforitdary is that?

Well, it is. It's awesome. And it tastes good, too.

Funfact: Getting hit by a tram is like getting hit by a rhino on a SKATEBOARD.

Now, besides being awesome, that fact is EPIC. Haha. I mean, its always been my dream to experience getting hit by a rhino on a skateboard. Look, even the mental image just cracks me up!

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Hey actually, today's Wednesday. :D And I survived economics. Better than that, I stayed awake. Guys, its a special moment in history. Pigs have flown, hell has frozen and you know other unbelievable stuff. I NEVER STAY AWAKE DURING ECONOMICS. But I did.

OMG DO YOU THINK I'M IN SOME PARALLEL REALITY A LA SOURCE CODE OR SOMETHING THAT'S WHY I STAYED AWAKE?

No.

OMG JUST GOTTA TELL YOU SOMETHING OKAY DON'T LAUGH OKAY.

I locked myself out of my room. At one in the morning. To shower, so I was locked out with a towel and soap. And my iPad, cause I'm crazy and I carry that everywhere. So, yeah. :D

Hooray! I know right! Go Alexis!

Haha. Crashed on a borrowed air mattress, with a borrowed spare blanket, with a borrowed spare pillow, in a friend's room. Woke up at six wrapped in the blanket to go downstairs and ask for the key please :)

Anyway, it's two days to Friday -->

- which means, two days to the 27th, which is the day my internet resets - wooohooo! partying, partying (Rebecca Black speaks only the truth I tell you)

- and two days to my due date for M&C assignment! And after that, (fun fun fun fun fun fun)

- And four days to when I can buy my dips n' juice at VicMarket again! (looking forward to the weekend!)

Oooo look my post so colourful I'm back to using colours again.

LexaLee

#60 - We We We So Excited!

2011-05-11T17:28:00.000-07:00

OMG THE BEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD EVER ARE COMING TO VISIT US IN AUSTRALIA!

(You know who you are.)

AWESOME!

What's not awesome is visiting during exam week, but oh well. Partying partying! Yeah! Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun.

Yeah I just had to say that. :D

LexaLee

#59 - Round And Round.

2011-04-18T13:30:00.000-07:00

Today it is Wednesday, Wednesday.

(HAHAHAHAHAHA?)

Well anyway. If you did not catch that reference, then go watch Rebecca Black on youtube. I swear its a parody. She must not be real.

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Anyways. Melbourne. I am still in shock over this ridiculous weather. I mean it was hot just YESTERDAY. I had to turn on the fan. And today, it's raining and cold. Like whaaaaaaaaaat?

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I have an automatic umbrella which pops open when I press the button!

I like it!

Hooray! It's blue!

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Happy easter everyone?

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OMG JAC JUST CALLED MY BOARDING HOUSE UNCLE A PIRATED UNCLE BECAUSE HE HAS LOTS OF PIRATED MOVIES (which he collects from all the students who stayed at the boarding house previously.)

LOLOLOLOL JAC

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I like shopping in Australia. But only because I don't convert in my head anymore.

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MY FAMILY IS COMING ON FRIDAY:

(In Alexis' head: GOTTA CLEAN MY ROOM OMG CLEAN CLEAN CLEAN CLEAN)

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lalalalala hohohohoh lalalalalala. Yes. I am not sure why I'm so hyper now, but ummmm. Yeah!

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What else about now? Well holidays. Are....boring here. Like for some reason. I'm not sure. But sometimes it gets interesting?

#58 - In Which I Miss My Internet Connection. A Lot.

2011-03-02T20:52:00.001-08:00

HELLO EVERYONE!! FROM AUUSSTRAALLIIAAA!

Now let me give you some bullet points. Or Cheat Sheets, as my econs lecturer likes to call'em.

- FOOD : Great, Awesome, Awesome, Great, But boarding house food is not great or awesome. I'm living on Lygon, home to the great and terrible power of Italian restaurants, but I can't eat there except for Saturday night and Sunday. Gelato rocks my socks. Il Dolce Freddo's FOREVER!

- PEOPLE : Well they're okay I don't really care I guess. People randomly swear on the street. People drop precision F-strikes all over the place. Like, '....I mean what the **********!!! ***** him right!!!' And I'm walking past them like, 'Yeah. Totally man. Awesome.' And. I have a feeling that all Aussies are just a bit. Lazy. Hahaha.

- PLACE : Clean like anything. My room is huge like anything. There's a graffiti lane down in town (nearby, btw) that is GOR.GE.OUS. Supercool! The town is reaallly near. I walk everywhere. I've walked out of town. I love it. No cars for me!

- PRICE : Don't even. I pretend I don't have to convert anymore. Close both my eyes and see only AUD. No more ringgit.

- WEATHER : Spastic. Crazy. PMSing. Batshit insane. It's freezing cold in the morning, then the sun breaks out and shines hot in the afternoon, up to twenty degrees or more. Then the rain clouds come in low, darkening the sky midway through the noon. Then it drizzles. Then the sun comes out. Then the wind blows. At night it drops to below ten degrees, and you turn the heater on and off. IN SUMMER.

- COLLEGE : Whatever. Same old nose grinder. Except with nicer teachers and a much more awesome environment. Trees and benches and parks and large classes and whatnot. Okay, so my subjects are WAAAY more interesting than my previous (shitty.) Malaysian syllabus. Media and Communications, Mr. Malaysian Government? Psychology? Environment and Development? Economics (IN ENGLISH?) History, but not HISTORY, history, rather, History of 'Ideas'. English made up of drama and literature. Yeah. Malaysia sucks. XD

We supposed to call our lecturers by first name. And I can't do it, I'm sorry. They're either Miss, Sir, or teach to me!

-FRIENDS : We're all asian. All chinese looking. It's a darn second Asia here, and it's hilarious. Oh. And Australians seem to think that sushi is huuuugggeee. Oh well, it tastes good. Albert house people are all insane, like me. So we kind of suit. Ha. Ha. Ha.

- SCENERY : Gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous, super gorgeous. St. Kilda beach is spectacular. As well as the whole darn city. So to speak. It's got these old gothic buildings, as well as new modern funky green red buildings. RMIT with it's redbrick and yellowstone walls next to the Melbourne central with its red umbrella-sausages and modern architecture. Victoria state library with its white stone pillars and triangular roof next to starbucks. My uni (Which my college is in) is humongoginormous. Supercalifragibigous. Megagiganticonomous. Big, so to speak. And awesome.

Well. Break for now! I'll come back to talk to you later. Spastic updates maybe. I dunno. I've got lots of reading work every week.

LexaLee

#57 - Freefalling.

2011-02-07T11:35:00.000-08:00

INTO THE BIG BEYOND I SAY!

Tomorrow (well technically today, since now is four in the morning,) I'm flying solo!

Going on my journey!

Sallying forth into the great unknown!

Leaving on a jetplane!

Venturing to places where no LexaLee has gone before!

Ah well. Leaving to further my studies is a cross between a big deal and a what, leaving? psh don't care! situation. I can't decide whether or not I am REALLY ACTUALLY:

1. sad

2. happy

3. excited

4. homesick

5. to happy for words to be leaving home

6. bored

7. scared

8. hyperventilating

9. calm

10. terrified

so I guess I have to say that I am all of these.

Really though its not that grand an affair. Honestly (I hope) I'm going to stay in close touch with as many people as possible.

#56 - Time to start blogging again, perhaps?

2010-11-11T21:52:00.000-08:00

Like Alex, this blog has been ditched for partying after SPM.

Oh who am I kidding, there wasn't much partying at all.

Hmmm. Went to London, watched some musicals, (Hooray! Musicals yaaaaay! Billy Elliot, Jersey Boys, LesMis, Love Never Dies, hooray!) did some shopping, watched my mum do lots of shopping.... Weeeelllll, to be completely honest, I did go a little bit crazy in the massive, beautiful, gorgeous UniQlo store. [It was so massive omg yay.] XD

I also went a bit croissant crazy. I think in the span of two weeks, I ate approximately three croissants a DAY.

I DO LOVE CROISSANTS. THEY ARE SO NUMY I LIKE TO EAT THEM.

Seriously, I just ate them toasty warm, and plain. They were already buttery and gooooooood.

Also I have discovered that I seriously LOVE Pret A Manger (something like Starbucks except cooler and better and awesomer.) The person who runs Pret is some sort of kind-hearted genius, cause every day, they feed homeless people with leftovers and such. And it's not just publicity crap, they actually send the leftovers to the shelters and to people on the streets. I mean, there was this homeless guy just across my hotel, and every morning he would pop in to Pret, and he'd get a free sandwich and coffee.

HOW AWESOME IS THAT WOW?!?!

Not to mention, they sell four types of croissants....and two have cheese in them....one has bacon....one has chocolate.

Oh *drool drool drool droool.*

I was so glad that there was a Pret on nearly every block. XD I think we ate Pret nearly once every two days.

Oh, and the pastries in Paul....mmmmm...again, croissants, palmiers, macaroons, olive baguettes....yum. yum. absolute yum heaven.

Not to mention the delicious delicious ravioli I had in Olive, the wood-fired pizza just across my hotel, the stuffed gnocchi I had after shopping, the siew yok and fried pork in Imperial, the the sausages, sausages, sausages with mashed potatoes and peas and gravy and SAUSAGES.

AND BACON.

I even had square pies! I mean, they were so against round pies or something, because the name of the store was the square pie store. And seriously, they sold only square pies. And since the store was just beside Krispy Kremes I got a doughnut for myself, too. =D

AND SAUSAGES!!! THE MOST DELISH SAUSAGES IN THE HISTORY OF SAUSAGES. NOT SKINNY LAME WEIRD SAUSAGES. FAT JUICY CRISPY OUTSIDE YUMMY INSIDE SAUSAGES.

okay, so some of the best memories I have of London are to do with food.

Whatever. I enjoy my life, okay! :D

Basically what did I do in London besides eat? Actually, not thaaat much. I enjoyed the tours on the double decker bus. Fun fun fun. Musicals, super fun. Shopping...not so fun, but fun nonetheless. Hmmmmm. The views were pretty awesome. Where are my phootoooosss?!?! Here, here. Nope. Wait. Next post, I promise.

Laterr.

LexaLee.

#55 - Oh Man Oh Man Oh Man.

2010-11-10T22:26:00.000-08:00

I'm not even going to TALK about SPM.

Anyway, must. stop. looking. at. food. recipes. and. pictures. of. food. because it's making me very. very. very. hungry. Can't wait to start cooking my own food, actually. With like, a tonload of salt and sugar and butter and fat.

Yes, I'm deprived. :D

I'M SO HYPED UP FOR 2011.

all the books I've been waiting for are coming out in 2011.

Tamora Pierce's third installment to Beka Cooper....'Mastiff.' OMG SHIKES ITS SO COOL! I KNEW the previous book wasn't the ending. Because she didn't end up with Rosto. YET. :D

Ilona Andrews' fifth installment to Kate Daniels....'Magic something something.' Oh whatever, not like I remember the titles...I just love the books is alllll. CURRAN AND KATE. Finally. AAAND. They're coming out with a book about Jim&Dali!!! OMGBBQ YES WOOTWOOT!

Rumour has it that Dru Pagliasotti's sequel to Clockwork Heart is COMING OUT NEXT YEAR. *Dies.* YESSSSS!

Rachel Caine's tenth installment of Morganville Vampires comes out next year toooo. (Shane. Shane. Shane, and an UBER cool Claire! What more could I waaaannnttt?!?!?)

Becca Fitzpatrick's third installment to Hush, Hush, 'Tempest' is out next Fall!

*delirious happy maniac grin of sheer unadulterated 100% sugar high JOYYY!*

OMGOMGOMG I CAN'T WAIT! It's going to be a FANTASTIC year with all those books. That I love so verily verily much. And my ebook collection is BURSTING with books to read. (Seriously, I've got everything from Noli Me Tangere to Mitch Albom and Charlaine Harris. And they're seriously calling my name.)

BESIDES BOOKS?

TV SERIES. YESSSSSS

New Bones.

New CSI:NY!

New Leverage [super anticipation vibes!]

New Big Bang Theory!

2011's the YEAR, baby.

And also I'll be going to college finally. Finally, finally, finally. I can't can't can't can't wait.

It's like a song! [Finally, finally finally, lalalalala.....]

Laterzzz.

LexaLee

#54 - Do You Know The Enemy?

2010-06-15T00:36:00.000-07:00

Sejarah is the enemy.

Biology is the enemy.

Chemistry is the enemy.

Physics is the enemy.

Add Maths..well. A smaller enemy, but still the enemy.

Maths is the enemy too.

BM and English are just annoying little things that you want to pick up and swat awa~aaay.

On a more serious vein...

Oh forget it. I lost my train of thought at the word 'serious' too. XD

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D'you want to know something, do you, do you, do you?!?!

I'M TELLING YOU ANYWAY.

Remember how we 3cempaka-ians used to have the 3cempaka blog?!?! With all our funkalicious spectaculating awesomeator quotes!??!

IT'S GONE

As in, I DON'T KNOW THE LINK and the CEMPAKA LINK DON'T WORK and I CAN'T REMEMBER MY USERNAME AND PASSWORD so I can't sign in!

All my quotes. MISSING!

NO THE HORROR!

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What I want?

I want lots of things.

But right now, I want Baskin Robins ice cream which I DID buy on the 31st :D And so I will walk to my refrigerator, and open the refrigerator door, and take out the ice cream, and take a spoon, and EAT the ice cream.

WOW!

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On another-nother note.

1. REJOINED D.A.! Hooray for me! Now I need to find someone with a scanner who is willing to scan my works.

2. Finally, my twitter account is seeing some life.

3. Random people keep adding me on facebook.

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I have a secret.
I'm coming out with this secret which I CANNOT BEAR TO BURDEN ANYMORE.
I just can't take it anymore. Well here it is. I. Kaylyn Nisha A/P Chandran. Have a secret obsession with Alvin Soo. Ah, his name even gives me shivers as I type this. His hair smells like the autumn breeze. His face is like a sculpture molded by Michaelangelo. I'm so excited that I can't even spell Michalegelnslad properly. His feet are like two beautiful flowers, with the same sweet sweet smell. Ah baby. Oh baby. More on this later :)

Oh you made my day. XD

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many things I don't say.

LexaLee.

#53 - Today,

2010-05-14T23:14:00.000-07:00

TODAY,

It's Boon Hoe's birthday.

1. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOON!

We all chipped in to buy cake for Boon Hoe.

It was a Tiramisu from @lexis.

I didn't go to school on Friday because I had to meet a student counselor with my parents.

Boon didn't save me a piece.

2. BOON, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyYYY?!!??!

Therefore in conclusion that is compared to,

I WON'T BE YOUR FRIEND ANYMORE BOON HOE!!!!

NO MORE CAKE FOR YOU EVAR~~~

#52 - Fun Over.

2010-04-27T07:51:00.000-07:00

Exam fever going to start soon. Noooooooo. It's too soon I tell you!!! We're still all suffering from sunstroke!! We're still high after winning marching! We're still tired! Still sunburnt!!

Darn.

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Scared for cheer because it's crucial for our FHC points.

WIN SELADANG, WIN!

You know what, that's all really.

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Hate exams.

#51 - LET'S TALK ABOUT...

2010-04-24T07:54:00.000-07:00

MARCHING.

WHAT TO SAY?

TOO MANY THINGS.

FIRSTLY WE WON.

SECONDLY WE WON.

THIRDLY WE WON.

WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON WE WON

HOLY COW WE WON!

MOOOOO.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

LALALALALALA.

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#50 - Milestones

2010-03-05T06:50:00.000-08:00

Fifty's a milestone.

Anyway, sports practices. Oh the sun. Oh marching.

The first year I'm not in cheer!

Hopefully

xx's fingers

we win.

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School life is insane, but you knew that already, so I'm not going to talk about it. =) But you know, that leaves so little to talk about. What SHALL I talk about?

Exams were insane. I think I'm going to be insane for the next one as well. Lets also not talk about this. =D

Probation!!! How exciting, no??

Honestly not much to say.

please seladang win.

that IS all.

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Lumen Studet is online!

Alexis Lee

#49 - Not really, but Yeah.

2010-01-18T05:16:00.000-08:00

January passes into February passes into Swimming Gala.

Swimming Gala passes into training passes into trials @ CILC.

Trials circle round and round and round and round and Swimming Gala.

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Okay, so we lost. =)

Okay, so we lost. =(

Okay, so we lost. =o

OKAY SO WE LOST I GET IT ALREADY !!!

Well this is just one small step on the way to the house cup. We're keeping our eyes on the prize, people. Prize = House Cup = Seladang.

Year of the tiger, what?

What?

Can't hear you? What do you mean year of the tiger?

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO on you.

I'm going to go PLAN HOUSE DECO NOW.

MOOOOO.

Alexis.

#48 - Green Green Green Green Green

2010-01-12T07:18:00.000-08:00

DAY!!

xxxxxxx

one

twenty one guns

lay down your arms

give up the fight

one

twenty one guns

throw up your arms

into the sky...

-21 guns

xxxxxxx

cause I want to be the minority

I don't need your authority,

down with the moral

majority

cause I wanna be the minority!

-Minority

xxxxxx

don't wanna be an american idiot,

one nation controlled by the media

-american idiot

xxxxxx

sometimes I give myself the creeps

sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

it all keeps adding up-

I think I'm cracking up

-basketcase

xxxxxx

I walk a lonely road

the only one that I have ever known

don't know where it goes

but it's home to me

and I

walk alone

-Boulevard of Broken Dreams

xxxxxx

it's something unpredictable

but in the end it's right

I hope you had the

time of your life...

-Time Of Your Life

xxxxxx

do you know the enemy?

do you know your enemy?

well, gotta know the enemy, hey!

-know your enemy

xxxxx

Shin Mun were you there at the concert!?!?!?

I DIDN'T SEE YOUUU

I know you were there, you are SO the Green Day fan.

Hahaha.

IT WAS AWESOME WAS IT NOT AWESOME

DID YOU GET STANDING ROOM TICKETS!!?!?

OMG.

DID YOU!?!?

IF YOU DID I HATE YOU.

xxxxxxx

Sick AGAIN, from all the green day screaming that I did.

Maaaann.

xxxxxxx

I really hate studying, it feels like there's no end to it.

I honestly honestly honestly can't wait...to start WORKING.

You don't study to work, don't you.

Like when I'm working I'll never need to read a Sejarah textbook or Chemistry textbook or Physics textbook or Add maths textbook.

That would be sooooo wonderful.

Wonderful.

xxxxxxx

Guys, guys, guys.

I CAN'T WAIT FOR MARCHING/CHEERLEADING/HOUSE DECO.

Seriously.

xxxxxxxx

LexaLee

seladang.

#47 - I ... See You (No. Not Literally. In a Deep and Meaningful way. :)

2010-01-09T01:03:00.000-08:00

Now if you didn't notice the Avatar reference there, then GO WATCH AVATAR.

=) It's the best movie since EVER.

Well I haven't watched Sherlock Holmes yet...so I don't know YET, but...

Avatar.

Awesome.

They both start with A, like

Alexis.

xxxxxxx

I just want to finish all my work this week instead of leaving off until the day before the date due next week (like what I did last year...mostly.) And today was the first day in 5 days that I went to my computer...for fun. =0

OMG guys, it's a miracle. Be amazed. Be astounded. Be slightly skeptical that I didn't give in to wild desires sooner.

xxxxxxx

You know I really had an epiphany when I was on duty on...Wednesday? At the IT stairs during lunch. I realized that I didn't have to be slightly scared of my seniors when I had to ask them why they were going upstairs because I WAS A SENIOR *shockgaspomgwhat?* So EVERYONE GOING UP WAS ..... MY JUNIORS!!! (Well except for teachers of course.)

Wow.

Heeheeheehehehehehe.

Seniors.

(I mean, I understand the context and everything...but guys guys guys- we're SENIORS MAN.

Like we RULE the SCHOOL.

totally awesome.)

xxxxxxx

Warning. Warning. Funky smell in Alexis' room alert....AGAIN.

(Chin San, this one's funky for you.)

Just earlier this week, I heard those sounds which means birds have nested up on top of my room again.

(Honestly, this time I only knew they were birds because of last time. Last time I thought there were like cats running up and down on my roof chasing birds or something - because that's what they sound like you know. Boom boom boom boom boom chirp chirp pit pat boom boom boom chirp chirp twitter twitter boom boom boom boom sccccrrrrrape. You know, like monster cats chasing some really fat birds.)

I thought

OMG-it's-going-to-be-exactly-like-last-time-again.

Noooooooooooo.

And this was just EARLY THIS WEEK. Now it's...Saturday, and the sounds of *live* birds have disappeared....and when I went up to my room earlier....I thought I smelt...

well, something.

Something that just *promises* to become funky.

Give or take three days.

Gosh, guys. Do you know where I can find, eh...bird repellent, or something. I can't close up the hole which leads to the space on top of my room for some reason which I don't know but my dad does - so now I want bird repellent. Before any other silly bird comes to nest and die in my room and make it smell funky.

Funky funky funky funky.

It really is a good word. =D

xxxxxxx

P.S. everybody - I have a good feeling for seladang this year. =D

LexaLee

#46- I Saw A Little Silhouette Of A Man.

2010-01-04T07:19:00.000-08:00

Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango?

Oh, the world should end now and not in 2012.

END WORLD END

xxxxxxx

I'm already exhausted and its really only the first day of school. Oh why?!?!?!?!

xxxxxx

I just seem to keep typing and typing and these things never stop coming!! THE ENDLESS SELADANG GAMES CARNIVAL SIGNUP SHEETS ARE HAUNTING ME!!!!

xxxxxx

Nooooooo

Noooooooo

It never stops

xxxxxxx

Netball Football Handball Softball Volleyball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ballllllll

xxxxxxx

Ball Ball Ball Ball Chess Ball Ball Ball Tennis Ball Ball Ball

xxxxxxx

I'm going slightly mad

xxxxxxx

I've been typing since 5 and I haven't finished everything.

Oh what the heck.

Good freaking night.

zzzzzzzzzzz

LexaLee

#45 - Well, we're here...because we're here...

2010-01-02T06:45:00.001-08:00

And I sure as hell don't like where I am.

It's 2010 people.

Dekita.

Are you rrrrready for moare skoooollllllll???

(The answer is no.

no.

never.)

Hello exams.

I've got so many grievances about this year so I'm honestly not going to post about them and make me even MORE depressed. Life is bitter enough. Really bitter. Like bittergourd soup kind of bitter. Trust me, that's really, really, really bitter.

Bleargh.

It's funny that most people use their blogs as a source to pour out their feelings and annoyances and things that sound really emo and stuff...because looking back at my posts, my outpourings are all of the crack-sugar kind, or the crazy kind, or the stressful exams kind. Wow. But you know, it feels weird writing about BAD things on your blog when other people see them.

xxxxxxx

I'm a Scrooge. I didn't wish anyone a merry christmas. =o

I'm a ... eh, what's the word for people who don't wish other people a happy new year?

Oh, sue me if I'm not too happy about my happy new year. We're all going to die in 2012 anyway (that was a sucky movie by the way.)

xxxxxxx

Speaking about movies,

AVATAR

AMAZING.

Watched it in Thailand. Loved it in Thailand.

Sam Worthington is a-hawt-mancandy-man. When he turns blue, this is not the case, but when he is human-

Mwahahahahahaahahahah. He should be afraid. I shall stalk him, oh yes I shall.

(P.S. I wanna be a Tarukh-rider. Big badass birdie with megateeth which rules the skies, oh yes. WAY better than dragons-so LAST century!!! =D )

(P.P.S. which sounds better, Tarukh-rider or Last-Shadow-Rider? That's the english translation of course. Last shadow. Whooooo. I like the ring of that. =D )

Ohwhat'sthis? AVATAR'S GONNA HAVE TWO SEQUELS?

oooooooooooooooooo.

But he's going to be ALL blue now.

nooooooooooooooooo.

If you want a proper review....well, we'll see about that when school starts. Maybe you'll see a review on the YJC, because someone definitely has to review this spectacular movie.

(insert a billion trillion stars rating) The BEST Movie I've Seen In A Long, Long, Time. Totally worth the queue, and TOTALLY worth waiting for in 3-D.

xxxxxxxx

And to Tim, who wants to know about TV series...well. I'm really not the whole gossip girl stuff so don't expect a load of that. What's up for my TV this year is:-

Vampire Diaries.

Going to check this out and if it's good, then it's going to be an addiction.

Big Bang Theory S3

This everyone has to see. =)

Bones S5

Downloading...AS I TYPE. =o

CSI:NY ..Everything from S3

Because I'm such a loser and I haven't watched everything yet.

Glee

Well, well, well. The music is what matters isn't it. =) But it's true that everything else is just lame and boring.

House

Maybe I'll keep at this one. I've heard that House gets together with Cuddy. Oh wow, peoples. This is amazing. I think I'm converted from Cameron/House to a Cuddy person, now.

There is more. But this is the basic list.

And I am so totally going to watch the Sherlock Holmes movie. YES.

Oh, and maybe start watching Criminal Minds, too.

Buh-bye for now.

LexaLee

#44 - Rain In The Evening

2009-12-27T05:11:00.000-08:00

Rain.

Mosquitoes.

Rain.

Mosquitoes.

Grrrrrrrrrrr.

LexaLee

#43 - Might As Well JUMP!!!

2009-12-16T07:32:00.000-08:00

GLEE.

TV SERIES. Still remember it from my previous post?

Well I like the MUSIC.

Well I LOVE the music.

It's the best part of the show, I hate everyone else in it and all the characters and everything. But the music is SOOOOO good, it's worth watching the show for.

So, watch it. Or download the music. Good enough. But for the real music experience you're going to have to suffer through a bit of watching the show as well. Just watch the parts you want to watch and that's it. (Well it's what I've been doing.)

THE MUSIC is AWESOME.

Most songs are even better than the original versions.

And some of them can really sing.

Glee music makes my dayyy~

Ohwell back to anime.

Lalala~the other blog... =)

#42 - SoyaCincau & MichaelJackson

2009-11-01T01:37:00.000-07:00

Wahahahahahaahahahahahahaha.

Alexis Is Back.

Well anyways, I've been sort of retreating into this shell they call post-exam depression. That, and the fact that we had CBL and Sailing and things and more things to do after exams.

Post-exam....activities.

Right.

Since everybody's life is just as crazy as mine I'll just complain about something else now, like,

I WANT BONES SEASON 4!

I WISH I HAD BOUGHT THAT ZARA WINTER JACKET LAST YEAR!

WHY CAN'T ENGLISH BE THE LANGUAGE OF THE FUTURE!

I HAVE TO STOP SINGING MICHAEL JACKSON SONGS!

I HAVEN'T BEEN TO THE GYM IN WEEKS!

MY LAPTOP IS STUPID!

THE MALAYSIAN RENEWING PASSPORT SYSTEM IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING I KNOW!

WHY IS MACDONALDS SO UNHEALTHY!

GIULETA HASN'T PASSED ME MY LONG AWAITED KOREAN DRAMA YET!

I WANT BONES SEASON 4!

and etcetera.

etcetera.

etcetera.....

LexaLee.

#41 - feverexamsfever: interlude

2009-10-16T08:25:00.000-07:00

There's a breather between exams...so I'm breathing. =D Wonderful.

Lets flashback in time a little bit:

Day 1 - Physics. I started to feel slightly ill but paper 3 was the cure to my sickness.

Day 2 - Biology. Paper 1 and 2 was the antibiotics I needed to fight the illness.

Day 3 - Add maths and Maths. The illness came back ~ with a vengeance~

Day 4 - Chemistry. The illness killed me dead.

I hope that Day 5 - Sejarah - will be able to resurrect me from the dead and so I will become a zombie.

Then hopefully from there I can work my way up back to normal human being.

Until I get back my marks of course.

Then I have to start all over again.

Gah.

Anyway,

I started a new blog for my Random ramblings about anime/manga. So that I don't disturb the non-anime fanatics with my obsessive tendencies ~bwahahahahah~

It's HERE.

Not very prettified yet, but fully operational.

So.

GO FOURTH AND CONQUER~

[That's just one of the things I've always wanted to say...type...whatever.]

Alexis

#40 - feverexamsfever : Part 2

2009-10-13T05:14:00.000-07:00

BIOLOGY

YYY

YYYYY

BIOLOGYYYYYYYY

YYYYYYY

*see the information move out of my brain through a process known as osmosis occur through a semi permeable membrane known as my cerebrospinal fluid ~ as a result ~ information retention is ~ at a content lover than the partial pressure of information needed to answer the exam questions ~ therefore ~ the bucco-pharyngeal cavity lowers and raises ~ in an expression of utter bewilderment ~ as can be seen on my face when~

I attempt to answer paper 3.*

#39 - feverexamsfever

2009-10-03T03:47:00.000-07:00

*brain overheating*

Hello.

*brain overheating! WARNING WARNING*

*short circuit-bzzt-bzzt-fssshhhttt-

fshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

brain friesssssss

brain friessssss*

*smoke*

*smoke*

goodbye.

alexis.

#38 - Eventually

2009-08-30T08:51:00.000-07:00

LAST WEEK:

I thought sailing was boring.

I was WRONG.

Lyn, you really should come for training next week. =0

I KNOW WHY YOU HAVEN'T BEEN COMING!!

YOU'RE AT HOME STUDYING LIKE THE PERFECT NERD YOU ARE!!! =D

I'm right. I know I'm right. I'm always right.

_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Fast Forward to this week. Hahaha. Well it's RAYA HOLS NOW, and we've got to study [ohsofun!]

GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! FULLMETAL MANGA CLIFFHANGER!!!!! ANOTHER LONG MONTH TILL THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!!!!!! *Die Die Die.*

And.

I HAVE FINALLY MANAGED TO DOWNLOAD KUROSAGI: THE MOVIE PART 2

=D

=D

=D

_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Third edit.

Well well well well welllll.

I don't like studying so I'm currently procrastidying / studicastinating.

We have to actually study for form 4. I hate it. Rrrrrr.

I'm going to be a mad rabid animal after the exams, I'm not going to sleep because I'll be awake playing games/reading books/watching T Shows/watching anime/Jdrama/reading manga/being crazy/smsing late at night/etc. etc. all the time. Mwaha. I wont even be nocturnal, I'll just function without sleep. Mwahahahahahahahaha!!! AFTER EXAMS!!!

TWO WEEKS TIME ~

_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Fourth Edit.

I think I'm just going to give up and post this thing up already.

Bweh!! Our class blog has been lost FOLEVERRR!!!! <--- note LoveCom reference =D Anyway, it has gone up in a puff of smoke and taken all my lovely beautiful wonderful amazing magnificent fantastic super quotable quotes with it.

*GASHPT OHNO?*

Well yes. I've probably lost all this year's quotes. I still have last year's quotes...I think...somewhere. =(

I give up on the class blog anyway.

AND.

OKAY.

STOPPING POST NOW.

=)

There is something in this world
that no-one has seen before.
It is gentle and sweet.
Maybe, if it could be seen,
everyone would fight over it.
That's why no one has ever seen it.
The world hid it so
no one could get their hands on it easily.
However, someday,
...someone will find it. --Ryuuji & Taiga, Toradora!

#37 - YOU SAID WHAT?

2009-08-27T23:15:00.000-07:00

A total contrast to Orlando Bloom, who I think is gay.

Shutup, Lyn.

AAAANNNYYYWAYS.

NOOOOW I'm HIGH AND YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON JACLYN, SHU FEI AND ALEXANDRA!!!

Yep, that's it. My shortest post in historyyyyy!!!!!

#36 - Something Always Brings Me Back To You

2009-08-27T03:03:00.000-07:00

crazies.

Current song craze: Sara Bareilles' "Gravity".

Former song craze: Glee Club's "Don't Stop Believin"

Current Anime craze: Fullmetal Alchemist-Brotherhood. HOMG Edward Elric. XD

Former anime craze: Nodame Cantabile *SQUEEE!*

Current J-Drama craze: Ryuusei No Kizuna [not a surprise!! It has ninomiya ♥ AND nishikado ryo ♥ in it XO <--me die. ]

Former J-Drama craze: Attention Please [also featuring RYO ><]

Current TV Show craze: [If you didn't read the other post already,] Glee Club.

Former TV Show craze: CSI:NY!!

Current Manga craze: Hapi Mari. And for the record, FMA, again. I'm on my toes for the next chapterrrr....

Former Manga craze: Midnight Secretary, and it's complete. =') PERFECT!!

Current Book craze: Karen Marie Moning's Fever series. It's quite good. =) And comes included with hot guy, too.

Former book craze: Eh....Lisa McMann's wake series. It's GOOD. BOY HOT. ME WANT.

Current K-Drama craze: Princess Hours. Or at least, it will be, once Audrey L brings it to meee =D

Former K-Drama craze: Nothing. I don't really watch Kdrama =P

Current food craze: Tuna sandwiches.

Former food craze: Lagsana. Which I never got to eat anyway. At least I get to eat tuna sandwiches =D

Current Hot Boy craze: Josh Duhamel ZOMG. ♥♥♥

Former Hot Boy craze: Eh....too many to list in one setting...=D

#35 - Rawr. The Alexis Monster.

2009-08-23T09:52:00.000-07:00

contrary to popular belief, I DO get angry and cranky sometimes.

For example.

1) DON'T be the one to wake me up from my beautiful SLEEP on a HOLIDAY.

Why?

a) I always sleep late on holidays.

b) I always sleep late on holidays.

c) I always sleep late on holidays.

d) It's a holiday, so I have no appointments or school or nonsense or anything at all to wake up early for so what's the POINT?

e) It's a HOLIDAY. I get to do what I want, like sleep late. Which means I wake up late.

f) I like to sleep a lot on holidays.

g) I like to sleep a lot on holidays.

h) I like to sleep A LOT ON HOLIDAYS.

Oh, you get my point.

So. If any of you happen to end up as room mates overseas if we study in the same school, remember the golden rule.[s]

i) If you want Alexis to wake up early/wake up for a reason, tell her before hand, like BEFORE she sleeps late. Then she'll wake up on time. Chances are, she'll wake up earlier than YOU. And be happier about it, too.

ii) If you don't want her to be wickedly extremely exceedingly superbly hugely supremely totally immensely wholly and thoroughly PISSED OFF at you for a very very very very very long time, be a good, kind soul and just leave her alone till she wakes up by herself, in a good mood.

Yeah.

And for the record, I don't even sleep as late as some of youuuuu. ><

There are other things that tick me off too, but lets just leave it at that.

I updated yay me,

Alexis.

#34 - In Macau There Is Nothing But Gambling, also known as The Weekend Alexis Skipped Lunch Chem To Go To Macau.

2009-08-23T01:14:00.000-07:00

just a city boy

born and raised in south Detroit

he took the midnight train going anywhere....

-------♥------

Yup, before I talk about Macau, I'm going to obsess about some things. The first thing is GLEE.

Heee!! (wow, rhymes with Glee.) It's the new it TV show that's packed with music. [yayyyy.]

JUST a singer in a smoky room

the smell of wine and cheap perfume

for a smile they can share the night

it goes on, and on, and on, and on....

-------♥------

I know its a little HSM, but although it shares HSM-ish plot, I sense that the characters and going to be developed well enough that it will be an enjoyable series to watch. Hey, it's only on its pilot episode, so we'll have to wait for the rest of the episodes to really judge. But so far, although the humour is relatively shallow and the male/female leads pretty but annoying, I'm interested to see how they'll spin the plot and develop the characters.

On the plus side, the music is FANTASTIC. Their rendition of Rehab is better than Amy Winehouse's one, in my opinion, and the lyrics all over this page is the song that's stuck in my head right now called Don't Stop Believin' even though its ala HSM. It sounds HSM when you listen to it, I know, but give it a try.

stangers waiting up and down the boulevard

that shadows search in the night

streetlight people living just to find emotion

hiding somewhere in the night...

-------♥------

Well there are some rather annoying things that I notice even in the pilot. It's the fact that most of the characters annoy me to no end. Like I said - it's a shallow show - but with a potentially great plotline. I'm liking the teacher, he's one of the only characters I like after watching the pilot episode. Hmmm.

workin' hard to get my fill

everybody wants the thrill

paying anything to roll the dice just

one more time

-------♥------

Well so. Where did I get the first episode from? Hee. I'm sorry Audrey. When I borrowed your laptop to type out the emcee text for assembly I saw your video file and couldn't resist. =D Yay!

and now the movie never ends, it goes

on and on, and on, and on....

-------♥------

Well, if it's anything, these actors sound really good when they sing. I don't know if its a different person singing or anything, but whomever is singing sounds really good. I especially like the lead female's voice - it's her character I find extremely annoying in the not good kind of way. Soooo.....yeah....Hee. =)

don't stop believing

hold on to that feeling

streetlight people...

-------♥------

....maybe we could sing this song for talentime next year? =D It's be superduper awesome if we could get it right.

YAY!

Lets talk about Macau now!

1) The people there are crazy [about gambling.]

2) The people there are rude. [and crazy, like taxi drivers, who scold you in mandarin that you obviously DON'T understand when you ask for a receipt.]

3) The people there wear slippers and shorts and basketball singlets into the casino.

4) The food there is yummy.

5) The things there are EXPENSIVE.

6) The hotel is sooooo fake. I stayed in the Venetian. It pretends to be Venice inside a large air-con dome. It's so incredibly lame. They even have canals inside and have gondola rides [pay first of course] and its SUPER FAKE and you can see all the people are so impressed and I'm at the side going '....whaaatttt........' =_="

7) The hotel is huge like nobody's business. It also CONVENIENTLY has the casino smack in the middle of it, and since casino + kids = NOT ALLOWED we have to walk around the casino into the mall and walk some more and walk some more until we walk across the casino using the mall and finally get to our rooms.

8) Any weather forecast which says Macau and Hong Kong are rainy and stormy and cool and cloudy is LYING [sheeshdarnit.] IT WAS (lalallalalalalala) HOT. Like OHTHESUNITBURNS HOT.

9) There is nothing to do in Macau. Unless you like gambling. Or walking around in the sun. Or gambling. Or walking around in the [burning] sun trying to pretend that you are sightseeing. Not so easy to accomplish, since there is NOTHING to sightsee.

Dad: Oh look its the ruins of that famous church in Macau which -I do not remember the name of- now!!!

Me: ah. *Squints* *sooooo interesting.*

Dad: Since we're here we might as well take a picture.

Me: Mh. *Squints* *yawwwnnnn*

Dad: Turn around and One two SMILEEE!!!

Me, ala Boon Hoe: AHH MY EYES!! THE SUN IT BURNS!!!

10) The sound system in the Venetian sucks. Bigtime.

Sooooo....yeah. If you want to know about the concerts, read my article on the Lumen Student in about...two weeks. =)

going now.

Alexis.

#33 - Live Forever!

2009-06-24T02:19:00.000-07:00

YES THAT'S RIGHT I'M HIGH ON FAME.

Pause. I'm stopping the post now, and I'll type later.

........................................

[Much, much, much later, like four weeks later]:

I MISS FAME. =o

Anyways.

It's been a back to school, for the past few weeks. Soooo. Anyone who has been in a back to school would understand how completely lost/blur/lost/have I said BLUR? I am right now. Yes, after four weeks.

I have

This much work to do to catch up.

THIS MUCH:

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yeah you get the idea.

TODAY WAS JAC AND JUDAH'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.

Caaaaaaaaaaaaake. =D

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

Preseeeeeeeeeeennnnttsss.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY[S] TO

1) MY SUPER DUPER DUPER BESTEST FRIEND FOREVER Ju !!! and

2) MY ALSO BESTEST BUT NOT QUITE BESTEST AS Judah CAUSE HE'S LIKE YOU KNOW, THE BESTEST =D ISN'T THAT RIGHT JUDAH? [girl]FRIEND JAAAACCC!!!!!

Heee. How's that, Puan Azura. I updated =D I was actually just going to steal something from the class blog and post it here but I ACTUALLY TYPED SOMETHING =o

ZOMG I GO DOES MY HOMEWORKS NOW. IT DYING ME.

goosbyes.

much loveses.

Alexis.

#32 - Loveology.

2009-06-17T07:08:00.000-07:00

I shall take the cue from Jac and post 8 random things about myself. =D

Weeeelllll lets see.

1) I love to perform on stage. I don't particularly shine at singing or dancing or acting but being onstage is the best feeling you can ever get ever. =) People shouldn't do drugs, they should just become performers instead, and get high on the lights and the adrenaline. Yes, this was the first random thing I thought of because of FAME. Haha.

2) I never drink hot water. Ice water all the way baby. I also tend to stay away from hot drinks, except tea. And hot chocolate. Other that that, I love cold drinks. Unless I'm really, really, really sick with a sore throat. Then I drink warm water [It doesn't really help though]. And I also eat ice cream when I have a sore throat. =D It always works.

3) I love animals. A lot. =D Except, I think that fish make very boring pets. They just swim around all day and don't even make any noise. And you have to change their tank water and make sure they have oxygen and etc. etc. And they can't survive without water goshdarnit. Do you know how DISGUSTING a [big!] dead fish smells!??!?! Weeeelll. I know. Fish should stay where they came from. Like from the sea. Or a lake. Or whatever. Just not in the house.

4) I actually love MANY THINGS =D

a) Anime/Manga. [If you want me to fangirl over this then it's going to take a billion years to finish, so I'm skipping it =) ]

b)Food [OMG YESSS FOOOD *DROOL*]

c) Hot guys [OMG YESS HOT GUYS *DROOL*]

d) Music

e) Fanfiction

f) Ohwell lots of other things that I can't remember now.

5) What I hate???

Errrr........

Eerrrrrrrrrrmmm......

Errrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmm......

I hate when people simply accuse other people without thinking about what they are saying?

6) I LIKE FOOD =)

A LOT =)

LIKE VERY MUCH =)

BUT. I don't like seafood *bleh* BUT. I like Japanese food [Japanese food doesn't necessarily mean seafood, see?]

7) Sometimes I sleep at insane hours in the morning. Like at 5am. I don't sleep early =) And it takes a while for me to drop off.

8) What I want in a guy? Well. I'm looking for a perfect man, so I shouldn't even bother. HE DOESN'T EXIST. =D

Except maybe in movies.

I'M DONE!!!

Yatta.

Alexis.

#31 - I Debate The Debate Is Debatable.

2009-05-10T08:18:00.000-07:00

P.S. I know my debate post is a little bit late but WHATEVER.

VELL AT LEAST VE GOT SEZCHOND.

Ha. Ha.

Oh my I've forgotten what it is I wanted to sayyyy.

WHEN IN DOUBT, MAKE BULLET POINTS!!!! =D

1) FAME FAME FAME FAME FAME FAME

2) Save the world. =D

3) I don't like sore throats.

4) I like Mei's house. It's like totally awesome. You can like walk to school like OMG. =D =D

This is going to be the shortest post I will ever make ever.

P.S. JunV, Is that enough colour for youuuuuuu??

Alexis.

#30 - Seladang/Cheerleading/Winners Totally.

2009-04-16T05:06:00.001-07:00

DID WE NOT PWN YOU AGAIN?!?!

Thank you, Jane, for forcing me to go for cheer this year. Because we bagged gold in BOTH campuses bwahehehehehe.

Aaaaaanyways.

So what happened? A lot. First off, I haven't been updating my blog much because I've been lazy =D =D

Okay, lets start from Monday.

On Monday, I realized that I had to go for MSSKL tennis on Tuesday.

Which was really bad. Because I don't know how to play tennis. Not well, anyway.

Soooo.

On Tuesday, I went to school with a darn sore throat and my tennis racquet and took Lyn's orange jersey and felt cool in it until I realized in the bus that I was going to play TENNIS. Against PEOPLE. In a COMPETITION.

Theeeen I freaked.

Theeeeen we lost. P.S. I never knew how silly the system was until I went to the place and saw that there was only one person taking care of two or more courts. They don't even have enough people to supervise all the matches. So we had to frigging count our own score and call the 'out's and stuff. For a COMPETITION. How extremely lame is that?!?!

Theeeeen I went back to school early for cheer practice.

On Wednesday,

I went to Cheras for the sports day rehearsal and Cheer competition. The roads somehow switched themselves. They were all blocked off or something so in the end my dad's driver went and u-turned and shortcutted and did all sorts of finding the way to Cheras using a different road stuff and I made it NOT on time. =)

Theeeen we practiced, freaked out, practiced some more, freaked out, practiced, then it was competition time.

*CHEER CHEER CHEER*

dun dun dun duuuuuuuuuun - Cheer results.

IN SECOND PLACCCEEE, RUUUUMAAHHHHHH.............

*Gashpt gashpt ohnoooooo wemustwin wemustwin winwinwinwin*

.....HARI-

*..........*

*SDAHFAHREJQOEHIWRHETOWNVMZVNJIGERQOLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN!!!!*

In first place, rumahhhhh.........

*BWWHAHEHEHEAHAHAHEHEHEHHEHEHAHAHAHHOHOHOHOHO*

SELAAADAAAANGGGGGG!!!

Mwahahahaha.

from BOTH campuses.

Lalalala.

After cheer, I suddenly remembered that I had my callback auditions. And then I promptly freaked out because I couldn't sing one of the four songs which I had to sing and because I had the darn sore throat from yesterday and because I had already cheered myself hoarse. Andd then I went and waited for my turn on the floor, which was a bad idea because all that dust probably gave me the flu. Which made it all worse. Lalala. I wont even talk about my audition. It was bad, that's all you need to know. I definitely ain't going to get any part anymore. =( =(

At night we were told that the assembly was cancelled. So I was quite sick by then so I decided not to go to school on Thursday.

On Thursday, I smsed Lyn at 6.30 in the morning (You know you don't hate me for making you do all sorts of things like making you bring your jersey early in the morning =D ) to tell her I woldn't be coming to school just in case. Then I went back to sleep until like 2.3o in the afternoon. I only woke up to blow my stuffed nose and drink water. Which was very weird. I think it's the second time I've slept so much in my life. The first was after platinum expedition =D =D After plat I slept at about 10pm till 6.30 pm I think, the next day. I got up and changed and went out for dinner with Jackie =D I was very very very shocked. Really. I couldn't believe I missed my lunch. =)

It's kinda weird not being able to hear properly and taste anything. >.<>

On Friday I don't remember what I did anymore, I just know I went to school and came back early. =) Because I was still sick.

Ohwell,

Cheeeeeerrrrrleadinggg. =)

Later,

Alexis. =)

#29 - S-E-L-A-DANG!

2009-04-07T04:36:00.000-07:00

OUR FIRST (AND ONLY!) GOLD FOR GAMES CARNIVAL!!!

Table tennis.

Free medal for me!! I didn't even play. I just ogled other pro table tennis people, like Lyza. And Wen Ping. And Audrey. =)

So anyway. LALALALA GOLD. YAY! YAY! YAY!!!!

Ah, nothings going into my head right now.

All this studying is hypertonic to the amount of storage space in my brain. Therefore, information moves out at a steady rate through a process known as being stupid. As a result, I will fail my exams. Ungracefully.

Bleh bleh bleh.

Bio bio bio bio bio marks. Sejarah sejarah sejarah marks.

Next is chem chem chem chem chem cheeeeemmmm....

*Lalalalalaaa!!!*

Jude, please go for the callback auditions so I wont be so lonely. =)

Now I know why I hate tennis, it screws with my life. Stupid MSSKL tennis geh bleh bleh.

Project management I can handle. Homework I can handle. Exams I can barely handle. I can even handle the confiscation of my maggi cup stock on games carnival CCB booth day one.

But SPORTS?? SORRY. UNHANDALABLE. TOTALLY. TENNIS?? UNHANDALABLE. UNUSABLE UNINCREDIBLE UNDENIABLE UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE YEAR.

What was I talking about again?

Sleepity sleep sleep.

Alexis

#28 - I Think I Think I'm Emo. Or Not.

2009-04-05T04:56:00.001-07:00

AND SO ALEXIS IS EMO.

Maybe because I'm listening to Fine Frenzy's Almost Lover and HelloGoodbye's Dear Jamie....Sincerely Me (OMG I LOVE THAT SONG, IT'S A WORK OF ART =)

Why am I emo!??!! I don't even have anything to be emo about. Omg, it's like a random emo time. Is this normal!?!?

No. I don't suppose do. But I'm not normal. =)

WAIT WAIT THERE'S A SMILEY SMILEY THING THERE, IT SHOULDN'T BE THERE BECAUSE I'M EMO!

Bleh.

Back to emo.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh.........

Nope. Nothing. I got nothing to sayyyy....this emo thing is really failing.

Fine lets talk about something that doesn't make me emo.

OMG I KNOW WHAT MAKES ME HIGH!!

1)Chicken Pie

2)Ice Lemon Tea

3)Anime

4)HOT GUYS --> I shall choose this option because I want to talk about hot guys. =)

Like Carmine Giovinazzo.

And David Boreanaz.

And Shia Lebouf.

And David Archuleta. (Okay, he's not HOT, he's CUTE.)

Yeah that reminds me. Hot, sexy, cool and suave (plus all other hot guy descriptive words) are all DIFFERENT THINGS. There are different genres of guys people. I suppose Fen knows what I mean (Don't we. *Wink wink.*)

And I just realised that there's a ninjutsu class after my sister's taekwando class (my class is usually one and a half hours before, but today I went for her class instead because I had something in the morning.) AND THE WHOLE NINJUTSU CLASS Is FULL OF GUYS. =) So I shall somehow find a way to go for my sister's class and ogle the ninjutsu guys after. With my sister. XD And their ninjutsu thing is REALLY, REALLY cool. Like REALLY. =)

P.S. There are no more hot available guys anywhere in the world. =(

Aaaaaanyways.

I just realised why I'm emo!!!!

Because I've realised that when I join production this year, I'm gonna miss a bajillion important classes, and that means I have to study a lot every single day now. =(

YES, SCHOOL MAKES ME EMO. Awwwww.

I'm running out of things to say, again.

Alexis.

~Tired of stress and single hot guy-less life.

#27 - I SKIPPED LETTER 'X' !!!

2009-03-31T09:18:00.000-07:00

As Alexandra said, I've been having Earth Hour 2.0 and 2.5 over here at my house. Thanks to my good friend named thunderstorm, I've been having MAJOR blackouts like nobody's business.

So Jac!! I had candles too!!! Although they weren't scented. And I was happily dripping wax everywhere. But it was fun.

Okay, maybe not so fun. It's hard to survive without electricity, I mean REALLY. Earth hour was some sort of subtle torture for me, but HALF A DAY WITH NO ELECTRICITY? And then another DAY WITHOUT ELECTRICITY? I was so traumatized. And I am in starrrbucksss now. =D Coffee woffee toffee soffee.

Edit #1: Blackout. Again. Fourth major blackout in four days. =_="

Edit #2: OKAY THAT'S IT MISTER BLACKOUT. THAT'S ENOUGH. FIVE HUGE BLACKOUTS IN FIVE DAYS IS NOT FUN HELOOO.

Aaaaaaannnyways.

SELADANG WON HOUSE DECO!!! =D

Not just DAMANSARA Seladang, but CHERAS Seladang too!! [OMG WE ARE SO THE AWESOME, AWESOME!]

And seriously. I never knew that painting walls could give you muscle aches, but it did. Give me muscle ache. Now I can't walk properly. I mean seriously, isn't house deco supposed to be a passive sport!?! One WITHOUT the aching muscles?!!? We didn't even run! We just painted, and hung stuff, and tied stuff and made stuff....we didn't even move very much. Of course, we bent a LOT, and we were all on our knees a LOT, and we crawled a LOT, so I suppose now is the time for our muscles to complain.

I ran out of things to say.

Again.

And my games carnival posts shall come in later.

When Seladang actually wins gold for at least SOMETHING. =)

Alexis.

#26 - I Have Now Run Out Of Letters.

2009-03-18T03:27:00.000-07:00

During my brother's BM tuition while doing make five sentences from a picture exercise thing:

My brother: Teacher, ini chocolate bar right?

Cikgu: NO LAH aiyo Ting An! [My brother's real name XD ] Mana ada orang mengambil chocolate bar yang terjatuh ke tanah dan membawanya ke polis station!??! Mana ada?!?! DOMPET, LAH!!

My brother: Ohhhhhhhhhh.

Me, studying Physics in the corner while listening to ipod: *Pffffft!!* AHAHAHAHA.

My dad: Alexis, don't drink the water first - drink the squashed orange.

Me: Squashed orange?!!??!?!?!!?!!!!!!

My dad: I meant squashed orange juice.

Me: SQUASHED?!!?! XD

I just HAD to type that down to preserve it forever in some way. Because it is sooooo funny.

LALALALALALA I'm super-duper-trouper-gazooper high. Because because because you know why!!?!?!?!??!?!?!

ARE YOU REALLY SURE YOU WANT TO KNOW?? =D EVEN IF YOU DON'T I'M GONNA TELL YOU ANYWAYYYY =D

Weeeellll. Only Hana Yori Dango people are gonna get meeeeeee, but THE HYD MOVIE DSNKGWRJAENFAKNE~~~!!!!!!!!!!

OMG OMG THE ENDING!!!!! OMG OMG!!!!!!

OMG OMG DOUMYOUJI OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG *Dies.*

OMG THE ENDING!!!!

Lalalalalalala Arashiiiii =) Matsuuumooootoooo Juuuuun, I luuuuuuuuuuuuuuf youuuuuuuu *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh*

I SKIPPED HALF THE MOVIE JUST TO GET TO THE ENDING BECAUSE THE ENDING IS LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE lalalaa LOVE =)

Grah. Nobody here is going to get how much I love the ending. Because l'm the only crazy person around here who appreciates the awesomeness of Japanese drama.

Whaaaatttever, you non-fun-non-japanese-crazy people.

AAAAANYWAYS.

Exams over, and it's AUDREY'S BIRTHDAY ON SATURDAY

*Pssssst* 16, 000 people *Cough* Or Not *Cough*

and and and, I've got a ton of things to watch/do yaaaay.

Buttttt.

I have another 15 things on my to-do list [not including WATCH ANIME/READ MANGA/WATCH CSI NY. =( Darn. ] Which I HAVE to finish first.

I'm stopping the post now, because I had so much to say and now I dunno where it's gone.

Superduper lazy to post with colours.

0.o Hehe.

Alexis.

~Arashi!~

#25 - Zoink. Zoned Out!!!

2009-03-16T22:52:00.000-07:00

Last night I had the weirdest dream I've had in a very long time that I could remember of. Actually I can remember dreaming 2 weird dreams so far. One of them was sometime last year.

TRUST ME WHEN I SAY THE DREAMS ARE WEIRD. =D

Last night's dream:

I went to sleep.

The next thing I remember, I was in a huge restaurant eating western food with my brother, sister, and cousins [Jackie/Stanley/Chloe]. I remember the walls were pink and there were some really FUNKY [Ha, Chin San!] orange curtains everywhere. Then we suddenly all decided that we wanted to play piano. [o.o I know right??!?! PIANO?!?! WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?] And then we all picked up our plates and raced to some pianos [there were six of them for six of us =) ] that were up some stairs and on a balcony, and as my sister put her plate down on the piano, it broke so the food went inside the piano and then the customers in the restaurant looked at us weirdly so we all ran away.

We ran and ran and then we suddenly went into a cinema screening of Pan's Labyrinth, which was playing right at the part when it starts to get scary. You know, the part where the blind monster chases the girl.

So we freaked and ran out and ran some more until we arrived in some sort of departmental store, and I saw inflatable swimming pools on the shelves. [Inflatable swimming pools!??!! WHADDEHELL?] And there were soooo many kinds of inflatable swimming pools. [I honestly don't know where the inflatable swimming pools come in] And there was a model of a swimming pool blown up and filled with water and kids were playing in it. And then I saw this funky swimming float so I persuaded my cousin to buy it for me. Then somehow we ended up in my house. [My OLD house, the one before I moved to Tropicana.]

And then my brother and sister and cousins were hungry, so I had to cook something. So I took a pot and some cookies which magically appeared in front of me, and poured oil into the pot, and I started, um... boiling the cookies in oil. [OMG, this sounds incredibly stupid typed out! But THAT'S WHAT I DID!!! I am not that bad a cook in real life.]

And then I covered the pot to wait for the cookies to.... boil.... and suddenly the pot burst into flames. I think I went ZOMG THE COOKIES ARE ON FIRE!! And then I started running from the tap to the pot trying to put out the fire with water. Then the fire turned blue. [Very pretty sort of blue.] Then my cousins and my brother and sister ran in with a garden hose, I don't know from where, and sprayed the pot. Then it stopped burning. Then we couldn't eat anything, so Stanley banged the dinner table with the pot of burnt cookies. Then a plate of yee sang appeared in the middle of the table. (o.0)

Sooooo.....we loh sang, and then we ate it. We only wanted to eat the crackers so we all fought over the crackers. And then.....I woke up.

And I went, OMG WHAT KINDA DREAM WAS THAT?!!?

I definitely don't lack imagination.

My dad believes in Chinese dream interpretations, so when I asked him what on earth does a dream like this MEAN, he was like. "Oh. Playing music is bad. But dreaming of children playing in water is good. Dreaming of your house, or stove burning is very very VERY good. [Reverse dreams. To understand Chinese dream interpretation I recommend you read 'the butterfly and the sage-a book of chinese dream interpretations'.] Running away from something depends. But they [brother/sister/cousins] put out the fire, so it might mean that they're going to rain on your parade. Dreaming of yee sang is good. But you argued over the crackers, and crackers mean money, so I'm not sure its very very good. So basically you dreamed of bad things and good things happening."

I was like, ".......zomg. They're going to rain on my parade?!?! HOW DARE THEY!!! And I was happily burning cookies for them too!!"

If you thought that was bad though, last year's dream was even worse.

Last year's dream:

It was in two parts.

Part #1 was a a Harry Potter dream where Voldemort was chasing me, Harry, Hermione and Ron through a long hallway with mirrors which you go into and come out of. You know, like the ones in Scooby Doo =)

Part #2:

Uh, I know it started in some kind of Disneyland. And me and some people got on this bus, you know, the one that goes round and round Disneyland so that people don't have to walk? Yeah. So suddenly the bus was hijacked by one of those Disneyland villains. I can't really remember now but I'm pretty sure it was that bad guy from Lion King and the evil witchperson from Snow White or Sleeping Beauty or something, the one with the freaky hat on her head. And then the rest of the passengers were taken hostage and strapped onto a roller coaster ride with an exploding bomb on it but me and three other escaped by eating Alice in Wonderland pills and sneaking out through some hole somewhere and then we ate the other Alice in Wonderland thing which made you bigger again.

And then we decided that the people on the roller coaster were gone case and that we had to save ourselves [Selfish, I know. But we're not heroes =D ] So we started creeping away, but the evil Snow White witch saw us and doinked the bad guy from lion king on the head to call his people to run after us. Which he did. So we ran and ran and ran and ran and we bumped into Beauty & The Beast, I think, and they were good so they let us enter their castle while they defended the door with the teapot and the spoon and the clock and the footstool and the candlestick. And somehow, we hid in the library, and I saw Gaston at the window and he started calling attention to us so I bonked him on the head with a heavy library book because he was annoying me. And then we heard the sound of the castle being invaded and we assumed that Belle& co. couldn't take it so we jumped out the window into some fake snow. And it was the back so we thought no one saw us as we were creeping away but somehow [again.] one of those disney villains saw us...I'm pretty sure it was Ursula.

So we ran and ran and ran and around us there were other people running and stuff burning with green fire and all that nonsense, and then we saw this lake with giant colorful mushrooms in it (=D) and we swam across it while ursula fired her nonsense trident thingy at us. And we were like ZOMG she's catching up on us!! And suddenly we had little mermaid tails.

When we reached the end the pool burst into flames behind us and we were super out breath so we were to tired to care but the evil disney people were still chasing us [o.0] soooo, we kept on running and this pair of huge binoculars kept following us wherever we went. It was kinda freaky. Then we ended up in front of this inn-looking thing and we knocked on the door and out came Cinderella, who saw how wet we were and asked the mice and the animals to let us change. Then we went into her room, and we saw this trapdoor leading up. Then we heard banging on the door, and it was the bad bad evil disney people [o.o] So we zoomed up the trapdoor using a ladder and onto this narrow attic crawlspace thing where this figure of a jaguar told us to go onto the balcony....so we did.

We crawled onto the balcony and we saw a ledge wide enough to walk around [Like in Harry Potter PS2 Games and the Stephen King Book, you know =D ] so we were so freaked out hearing the people come banging up the stairs and we got onto the ledge and edged all round the house, which happened to be near the exit of Disneyland. And the bad evil disney villains followed us. And we were like OMG, THEY'RE GONNA CATCH US, GO FASTER!! OMG OMG THEY'RE RIGHT BEHIND US!! And we managed to reach a point where we could jump off onto the outside of Disneyland and we didn't stop running even there.

Then suddenly there was a huge explosion behind us and when we tuned behind the whole disneyland was up in smoke. [o.0]

And then I woke up.

And I was disorientated for about 10 minutes. And it was actually a very scary dream instead of a funny dream no matter how silly disney characters chasing us sounds like.

And then I asked my dad "WADDEHELL DOES THIS MEAN?!!?"

His response: "...............[o.0]..........errrrr..........."

"....The entire dream meant bad things. A bad force chasing after you means you probably did something which disturbed some spirits around you [e.g. accidentally step over an offering by the roadside], and fire on the lake means hell paper burning [or something like that?] and a hall of mirrors is bad luck. Climbing up a ladder - also bad. Crawling through a narrow tunnel - also bad. Aiyo aiyo. Tonight you go burn the talisman in water and drink it okay."

There were many other meanings in there. Bad health, etc. etc. So I promptly freaked out and burnt said talisman and drank the water.

And then I didn't dream of it ever again.

Gah. Gah. Give me super tennis Alexis dreams anytime. [Tonight? Please? =D ]

#24 - YADDA, YADDA, YADDA, JAC & KAYLYN!!

2009-03-16T11:06:00.000-07:00

HELLO EXCUSE ME?!?!?!

[LOO JAC LYN's (JUDE IT WAS YOUR IDEA) Post:]

Well, today after school, it rained again.. so.. i had to cancel all my plans for training (not like anyone went 4 it).. And I hung with Jude, Chin San and Alexis.. DAYUM funny i tell you.. Especially Jude.. You see, Alexis has this habit.. of picking up rubbish when she sees it.. Even if it's some super wet piece of tissue.. With some green-ish yellow stuff on it.. (Yes, i knw.. GROSSSSS!!).. Yo, it's Alexis.. The gusto one.. ANYWAYS.. As she was picking up the nonsense.. Here's how our WHOLE conversation went... Enjoy! :)

Chin San : Lexis!? Why are u picking up the rubbish??... There's no point!?

Jude : Exactly!? Woi!? What yr doing is like.. Shoveling snow off a side walk.. WHILE it's still snowing..

Me & Chin San : HAHAHHAHAHA?!

Me : Talk abt being super metaphorical Jude..

Jude : It's truelah! Besides eh! Jac! Put it in yr blog.. And we'll all try to get Lexis a million bajillion gazillion points.. :D

Here's Jude's plan..

LISTEN UP EVERYONE!!

Here's what we ALL do.. Ahem.. There's a photo contest... Of Alexis.. The one who sends me the MOST number of pictures of her doing really good merits (for example, picking up rubbish or helping a blind old man crossing the road or taking a stray dog from the streets and adopting it, ANYTHING just so long as it's ALEXIS LEEEEE!!) before the end of the year..

Yes, this includes you too Lexis, U could ask anyone to take a picture of you while doing altruistic acts.. :)..
COME ON PPL?! LET'S HELP LEXIS!!

JAAAACCC?? WOT IS THIS?!?!?

HAAAAAH?!!?

YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SERIOUSLY POST THIS IN YOUR BLOG LAH WOMAN!!

PHOTO COMPETITION!?!?!

(o.o)

I WAS JUST PICKING UP RUBBISH, LADY!!!

ZOMG YOU AH!!

JUDE, IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!

DO NOT TAKE ANY NOTICE OF THIS, PEOPLE!!!

And JAC!!! I shall retaliate.

Well everyone, EVERYONE knows that Jac is memang going to be lady captain for Harimau next year. Even when she keeps saying nooooo. I'm nooooot. But we all know it already!!

So. Here's what you shall do, everybody. JAC IS THE SUBJECT. EVERYONE SNAP PHOTOS OF HER DOING HER LADY CAPTAINOUS STUFF. SEND THEM TO ME AND I SHALL POST THEM UP RIGHT HERE. =D AND AT THEN END OF THE YEAR, IT SHALL BE PROOF OF JAC's LADY CAPTAINSHIP RIGHTS!!!

OKAY EVERYONE??

START SNAPPING!!!

My caps lock is getting angry at me.

[Lyn's Blog:]

Monday, March 16, 2009
The week's resolution:

To NOT study for more than 3 days of the week.

Partly for my self indulgence, and to appease someone.

SEEEE THAT LEX?

The POINT IS, no matter how little you study, you're still smart LAH. =)

There should be a simile that goes like, 'As smart as Kaylyn.'

AND YOU SHALL FAIL YOUR RESOLUTION ANYWAY, I KNOW IT =D

Alexis.

My Friends are nuts.

#23 - Words, Words, More Than Words =)

2009-03-15T09:58:00.000-07:00

I've always wanted to try this quiz. =D

1. How are you feeling today?
Rock DJ- Robbie Williams

[NICE CHOICE =) I feel gooood. But that's because we have a week to study. I shall feel bad tomorrow. Because we have to studddyyy.]

2. If someone says, “Is this okay?” You say?
Stars And Boulevards - Augustana

[Why do I say this?]

3. What do you like in a guy/girl?
More Than A Love Song - Augustana

[YAY romantic =D I WOULD want this in a guy. ]

4. Will you get far in life?
Burning Heart - Survivor

[YEH BABY. I think that means I'm getting far =D I got PERSEVERANCE!!! ]

5. What do you think about very often?
All Of Your Love -HelloGoodbye

[I think of Love?? That's nice!!]

6. What is 2 + 2?
Skeptics & True Believers - The Academy Is...

[...No matter what song you get, the answer is wrong. XD But I AM scared to get my Modern Maths marks. So it makes sense? No? Yes?]

7. What are your friends theme song?
I'll Be There - Mariah Carey, Boys II Men

[HOW NICE!! I LUFFS YOU PEOPLE =D ]

8. What is the story of your life?
The Truth - David Cook

[What? My life is about someone who can make or break my day?!? Who?? Who??]

9. What is/was your high school like?
High School Never Ends - Bowling For Soup

[HAHAHAHA!]

10. What is your motto?
Let's Get Loud - Jennifer Lopez

[YEH]

11. What’s the best thing about your friends?
Love Me Tender - David Archuleta

[They're AWESHUM =) And I looooove them soooooo.....]

12. What do you think of the person you like?
Fools Like Me - Lisa Loeb.

[I don't like anyone, sooo....how does this apply? Oooooh I know!!! I LIKE CARMINE GIOVINAZZO FROM CSI:NY !! If so this song applies. Because he'll never like me awwwww.]

The bit that applies: ~If love is blind, if love's a drug, it always is, it always was, then love was surely made for foooools like meeeee....~

BWAHAHAHA. Fooooolsss like meee.

13. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Cinderella - Steven Curtis Chapman

[Awww this song makes me cry. Does this mean I'm going to be a mother, or something??! o.o ]

14. What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Mercedes' Lullaby - Javier Navarrante from Pan's Laybrinth

[....WHY SO SAD?!??! IF I LIKED SOMEONE WOULDN'T IT BE HAPPPYYYY?!?!? o.o It's like super super super sad song from a super super sad movie!]

15. Describe your grandparents.
Say - John Mayer

[WHAT??! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH?!?! What do I need to say?]

16. How's your life going?
1985 - Bowling For Soup

[What? What?!?! I am not preoccupied with 1985?!?!]

17. What is your biggest fear?
Wannabe - The Spice Girls

[...HAHA? I'm scared of...wannabes? ]

18. What will be played at your funeral?
Promise - Drew Tretick

[Ooooh, a sad violin instrumental. Nice.]

19. What is your hobby/interest?
Jailhouse Rock - Elvis Presley.

[What does this MEAN?]

20. Will you have a happy life?
Chariot - Gavin DeGraw

[Mmmm....A good life? Chocolate covered cherries ARE GOOD =) ]

21. What do your friends really think of you?
Sway - PussyCat Dolls

[...GUYS??? WHAT?!?! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING, HUH, HUH?!! OMG?!!]

22. Do people secretly lust after you?
Flirt- PussyCat Dolls

[o.o Wooooookkkkkaaaaayyyy.]

23. How can you make yourself happy?
Mad World - Gary Jules

[I suppose saving the world and making it a better higher happier place would make me very very happy. =D ]

24. Will you ever have children?
Chasing Cars - Snow Patrol

[Means no or yes? Why would chasing cars relate to children? A garden that's bursting into life? What what? Chasing cars around our heads...>.<]

25. What song would you strip to?
Beep - PussyCat Dolls ft. Will.I.Am

[..................o.o....................]

26. What does your mom think of you?
Something's Not Right Here - One Republic

[WHY, MUMMY?!!?]

27. What do you think of your parents?

Something Stupid - Robbie Williams & Nicole Kidman

[What? SORREH!! SORREH!! I don't think you're stupid!!]

28. What is your deep, dark secret?
Everytime We Touch - Cascada

[Who do I touch?!?! WHO!?!]

29. What is your enemy's theme song?
Disenchanted - My Chemical Romance

[I don't have enemies, but this is a cool theme song.]

30. What will you dance to at your wedding?
God Blessed The Broken Road - Rascal Flatts

[Nice song!!]

I GOT A SONG LYRICS GENERATOR TOOOOO:

My Lexa brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like- It's better than yours.

Which song was this lyric from?

All you need is Lexa, Lexa. Lexa is all you need.

Which song was this lyric from?

Yesterday,
all my Lexa seemed so far away.

Which song was this lyric from?

A little less Lexa, a little more action please.

Which song was this lyric from?

Oh, I heard it through the Lexa.

Which song was this lyric from?

You know that we are living in a Lexa world
and I am a Lexa girl.

Which song was this lyric from?

Lexa, Lexa, Lexa
Must be funny
In the rich man's world.

Which song was this lyric from?

I kissed a Lexa and I liked it.

Which song was this lyric from?

=)

Goodnight.

Alexis.

#22 - Veritable Vulnerability Viewpoint.

2009-03-14T22:46:00.000-07:00

I have just found absolute proof of Lyn's absolute nerdiness.

I was looking through her blog for fun,

And I noticed this sentence in her second post:

Psychology?
I've studied for all the five days of the week, yet I still feel I'm not doing enough. [Alexis: EXCUSE ME? FEEL LIKE YOU'RE NOT DOING ENOUGH?!?! WHAT!?!?!?!!?] Maybe I'm studying the wrong way. Hm.

[What wrong way!?!? HOW CAN YOU STUDY WRONGLY?!!]

See everyone?!? Kaylyn studies almost every day. The next time she says she's not smart, kick her really really really REALLY hard in the head. THEN she really WILL not be smart.

And kudos to Cat for this funky slogan generator that she found.

I'm Bringing Lexa Back.

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SMEXY. =)

So Easy, No Wonder Lexa is #1.

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#1!!!!

The World's Favourite Lexa.

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YEAH!!!

Don't Leave Home Without Lexa.

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I'm ESSENTIAL!!!

It's a Beautiful Lexa.

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ZOMG, YES!!!

All Lexa, All The Time.

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YAY!!!

The Lexa Breakfast.

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YEH BABY!!! I'm GOOD FOOD!!!

Feel the Lexa.

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Woot Woot!!!

Mamma Mia, That'sa Spicy Lexa!

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Bwahahahahha. Funny, Funny.

Super Lexa is Almost Here.

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YEAH!!!!

And then I used my brother's nickname - his nickname is 'boy' [some of you know. =) ] cause we're so unimaginative.

AND LOOK WHAT THEY GAVE MEEEE!!!!

You Need A Boy.

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

THEN,

Boy Not Included.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Boy.

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My brother: WADDEHELL?!?!

Come to Life. Come to Boy.

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ZOMG, AHAHAHAHAH!!!

The Boy of your Life.

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I need one. X )

The Incredible, Edible Boy.

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AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

So anyway. I shall go eat dinner. Hopefully at Paddington's. =D

Alexis.

#21 - Upstairs, Downstairs, Untitled.

2009-03-14T00:54:00.000-07:00

Hello hello.

And today we probate interviewed.

And nothing much really happened. Good luck to all people who got chosen =)

I shall study physics later. [I *should* study physics.]

I slept in the guest room downstairs last night.

You wanna know whyyyyy?

Well.

Two nights ago I noticed this funky smell in my room. I thought I was imagining things because I was having a flu and I was too lazy to bother about it anyway.

Then the smell got even funkier.

Then last night I went up to my room and *choked* because the smell was horrible. Then I held my breath, got my essentials out and into the guest room where I slept.

And my mum said it was probably a dead rat.

And then my dad called the worker people.

And then they found dead birds in the roofspace above my ceiling.

And then they took them away.

And then I brought up a whole can of dettol disinfectant and SPRAAAAYYYEEED everywhere.

And it still smells.

And I'm very tired, so I'm just gonna sleep now.

[In the guest room.]

[Edit: MY SLEEPING DIDN'T HAPPEN =( ]

Alexis.

#20 - Tennis & Tables & Tall Orders

2009-03-13T07:05:00.000-07:00

What happened on EXAM DAY #3?

Sejarah happened.

That should be self explanatory, but in case you didn't know, SEJARAH IS KILLER. [And many other long rambles which I won't write, because I'm not going to waste my TIME. P.S. What is the use of sejarah subjective?!?!]

I am soooo glad for the fact that our exams are split up over holidays. XD Thank goodness!!!!!

Today was not such a *uber great* day though.

Because I know know that I have flunked my *English* paper. No this is not funny. It is not supposed to be humanly possible to flunk your English paper, but I managed somehow. And this is bad because English is my one true subject which I can score highest marks in. The rest of the subjects are split into categories like: GIULETA, [Sejarah] SHEZMEEN, [Sejarah.] KALYN [PhysicsChemBioEveryAbsoluteThing] and etc. etc. etc. English *should* be mine or Fen's like it always has been.

But noooo Alexis. You have done the impossible, and the impossible is flunking English. You have done it.

*HAPPY DANCE YAAAY GOODIE*

So now I shall fail EVERYTHING =D Because Maths turned away from me, BM didn't like me, English mutinied against me, Chemistry murdered me and Sejarah buried me.

Now all I need is for Physics to exhume me and Add Maths to dissect me and Bio to mummify me.

But seriously. Flunking english is badbadbad. At least I flunked the essay bit only. Which is not a great hope but hope nonetheless.

HOWEVER, English, no matter how dreadful it may seem, is lost in the excitement of probate interviews tomorrow =) Because I AM excited to get probates. Even when I'm lazy. Good luck to all of you!! *Please note that you are going to need this luck. And skill and calmness. I needed the luck last year myself.*

Other things today.

Things like table tennis, and ultimate frisbee. Well, they're normal Friday things you know. But sports always deflates my self-esteem. =) Because it is just not easy to run after/catch/throw small, coloured, fast-spinning flying objects. And it is just not easy to hit bouncing balls over nets back and forth. No people. It is NOT.

I am unsportswomanable. Therefore sports and me don't go into a sentence unless the sentence is WOH ALEXIS YOU ARE THE VERY SUCKY AT SPORTS. [And I shall reply YEH BABY I AM THE SUCKY AT SPORTS YO. And your reply shall be HAHA ALEXIS YOU R A STUPID PERSON. And I shall say back YEH BABY I KNOW. WHY THE *demokrasi* DID I JOIN ALL THESE SPORTS IN THE FIRST PLACE HALLOO?]

And then the small voice in my head shall go *I KNOW WHY*

And I shall know why too.

*muttergrumble* Platinum CAS Award. *muttergrumble* It is impossible to get 700 points for sports.

AND I'm covered in all the other areas EXCEPT sports. Which is very very sad.

Anyway. Back to the topic. Which is Audrey Desiree Ong Ai Li, because some very funny things happened which involved her today.

Like,

I have just realised that when she is angry/pretending to be angry/annoyed/angry but not really at anything, she'll say "Screw ___[insert]___ lah." So today she said:

"Screw Kaylyn lah."

[Because she is too smart in Sejarah]

"Screw water polo!!"

[Because she *thinks* that she can't play water polo.]

"Screw Sejarah lah."

[Because Sejarah, like I said, is killer.]

"Screw studying!"

[This is normal.]

Lunchtime.

"SCREW GAO JYE LAH!!!"

[BECAUSE WHY?? He's missing Seladang tennis for handball. This is bad. Really kinda extremely bad. Which literally ALSO means ANDREA is missing Seladang tennis for handball. Which literally means that Seladang tennis is doomed forever. When I told Audrey that she could be the salvation of said Seladang tennis team, she was like:]

"SCREW TENNIS LAH!!"

[Then I was like hahaha I can go for house deco,]

"SCREW YOU, ALEXIS!!"

Then, I told her just how many times she said the word 'screw' in one day, and then she laughed, and then I told Jac that she said screw to so many people today, and Audrey listed out said people [which sounded a bit funny before she corrected it, because her exact words were "I screwed Kaylyn, I screwed Tennis, I screwed Gao Jye...." before she realised what exactly she was saying and changed it to "NONONONO, I meant I said SCREW KAYLYN!! And SCREW TENNIS!! AND SCREW GAO JYE!! AND ...blah, blah other various things and people and inanimate objects....." ]

When we were changing for table tennis practice, we were talking about Lyn -Again,- and for some reason, which involves studying or smartness or you know -- its LYN. Audrey said once again:

"Screw Kaylyn LAH!!!"

And then I looked at her again and burst out laughing. Because it was funny doy.

And then she said during Frisbee:

"Ah, screw the stupid Frisbee lah." When it fell into the puddle very very very far away. Thanks to Jude, who was playing Frisbee while holding a drink in his hand.

HAHAHAH AUDREY.

Yeah, that's the end of funny part. =)

-I'll see some of you tomorrow!-

Alexis.

#19 - Sejarah, Sejarah, Sejarah SEJARAH SEJARAH

2009-03-12T03:12:00.000-07:00

Today was exam day number two and I can't say that it was better than exam day 1.

What I CAN say is that I will probably/possibly/most DEFINITELY fail Sejarah, Chemistry and Maths.

Hear the sound of my brain sizzling. It's cooking up there. Like If you pour water on it is will fizz and *Evaporate*.

I now know how to make BRAIN SOUP.

HOW TO MAKE ~Brain Soup~

You need:

1/2 cup Chemistry Calculations

1/2 Cup Modern Maths

3/4 Cup Physics

A tablespoon of Biology

3/4 Cup Sejarah Essay

A spoonful of Add Maths - completing the square works best.

A pinch of Bukit Kepong and Anak Laut

Add Tamadun Mesopotamia, Rom, and Other Tamadun -tamadun-tamadun for that little flash of flavour you all love.

Add English to season.

For garnish: Prepare a mixture of Moral values.

Step 1: Mash everything together in a large bowl with a sinister looking metallic object.

Step 2: Inject all the mush into your brain.

Step 3: Sit for exams.

Step 4: Feel the agony of your brain as it works hard to make sense of things you have put into it.

Step 5: Do it all again for the next exam.

Okay. Moving on, because talking about exams is not helping me any.

Weeeelllll.

I had so much to say!! Where has it all gone to!?!?!

Goshdarnit Sejarah. Why on earth do Sejarah essays exist? I'm not going to grow up to become a sejarahwati personmajiggy. Sejarah is freaking me out. Zomg Sejarah. Even the word is a scary one, in a slow creeping-up-on-you way. Seeejjjjaaarrraaahhhh....SeEEEEEJJJJAAAARRRAAAAHHHHH......

CRAP I'M TOO SCARED TO REMEMBER WHAT I WANTED TO BLOG ABOUT

OKAY BYE BYE ITS SEJARAH TIME.

*scared scared scared scared*

P.S. Silly internet. It went off because of rain. But rain is GOOD, because it means I *don't* have to water the plants. =)

Alexis.

#18 - Revelations & Retardation

2009-03-11T05:30:00.000-07:00

[ And I know I'm supposed to be studying, I know it. I know it very well. So SUE ME. =) ]

Today I had a sudden epiphany.

That is, [or you can say... i.e. !! *Pshawwww!* X ) I'm sure all the Form 4's have synonyms dancing in their head whenever someone says..you know. The words that always have synonyms. ]

Here is said epiphany:

Modern maths is a real PAIN IN THE [words, hundreds of pages, pages, pages, for wordsssss...]

Jason Mraz is *such* a cool substitute for a baddd word. Hey hey. It could have been neck or throat or head for all you know, it's just we tend to assume these things. Wrongly. So Jason Mraz is a perfect substitute. Because he is teh awesome.

And so we go back to the epiphany.

Dear Puan Jamaliah.

You are the awesomesest Form 4 an Form 5 maths teacher and we love you very very much and your lessons are always fun and interesting and you always let us have fun in your classes too. However, as of our first monthly exam we have discovered that you set the most extremely incredibly excruciatingly HARD maths papers. Hard as in

*OMG OMG OMG HYPERVENTILATE HYPERVENTILATE SOMEBODY HELP ME DO THIS QUESTION!!! HOW ON EARTH DO YOU DO THIS THINGAMABBOBYLOOHA? WHAT ON EARTH IS HAPPENING?!?! I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO DO THIS AT ALL MUMMMMYYYYY!!!*

You are evil, teacher, Evil with capitals and exclamation points and emphasis and bold underline italics. But you are cool at the same time. So you are evilly cool, or cooly evil. Either way you are evil.

Soooo, TEACHERRR!!! Have PITY ON USS!!! It's the first mid semester exams. Don't kill us. Killing is bad for health and never benefited anyone. And in addition to that, it would be the first time anyone ever died of Modern Maths Attack. We'd be a newspaper sensation. TODAY'S HEADLINES: CLASSROOM DIES OF MODERN MATHS EXAMINATION. More on page 1.54 x 10^23 or something like that.

And we thought *you* out of all teachers would actually give us a moderately easy paper. But noooo, one calculation took up all of 20 minutes ++ etc. etc.

HAHAHAHAHA in our faces.

Now we are all scared for Chemistryyyy and Sejaraaaahhh.

I realise that I LOVE FORM 3. I WANNA BE FORM 3 AGAIN =(

STUDY STUDY STUDY.

I am the very very scared.

*Chem tomorrow, dun dun duuuuuuuuunnnn.....*

Omgeeeez study.

Alexis.

P.S. This blogging thing? It's addicting. And I should stop. =) Or not.

#17 - Quencher. Quibble. And So The Q's Go.

2009-03-08T00:23:00.001-08:00

Ohhhhhh man.

I know I SHOULD be doing the studying thing. See, the thing is, I did study. The minute I got home. I showered and changed and then *shoooop* to my books and sat and studied till 7.45pm. Yes, yes, I know all you *Cempaka* people besides me can study like automatons till you drop off to sleep but I just CAN'T. You people are not normal. And I shall repeat so you, uh, READ me LOUD AND CLEAR. YOU-ARE-NOT-NORMAL.

YOU, referring especially to:

1)Kaylyn

2)Audrey

3)Mei Jing

4)Jackie [My supah cousinous cousinful cousinly cousin.] Yes I love inventing new words.

5)Giuleta

6)Shezmeen

7)The rest of you darn lot. You all know exactly who you are!! I shall not waste my time typing *All* of your names out.

I feeeel bad when I think about you people. I mean seriously. But many many things make me feel bad and I never let them make me feel bad for a really really really long time. =) Because many things make me feel good toooooo.

P.S. Jun V? No matter what you say/write/tell me/talk about/etc. etc. YOU ARE ALL LIFELESS.

You know what made me feel good? Last night I had this dream. [o.0 Yes I know you have dreams every night but just bear with me here. ]

And in this dream, *Get ready for it people ohohohoho.*

COULD

PLAY

TENNISSSSSS!!!!!!

[I could play tennis WELL.]

Nononono don't laugh at me. I was so supercool in my dream. I was

*TEH AWESOMENESS TENNIS PRO!!!*

And I won like every match I played ohoho. I know this will not happen in real life or any life or past life or present life or future life ohoho. But you know ohohohoho? It was a good dream while it lasted ohohoho.

In all actuality, it was a SAD dream. Because it was a DREAM. Which meant I had to wake up. This is very very very sad. Feel my sadness. =( =( =( <---There. Sadness.

And the nice dream nearly made me late for school. I woke up at 6.30, smiled a bit at very nice dream, and then somehow ended up sleeping again till 7.00 [continuing to dream said dream] when my I suddenly jumped up in bed and said

OHMYNUTSASFRWASKEWGN!!! I'M LATEEEEZ!!! OH [word word word word word. X ) ]

Then I got ready and left in what, 5 minutes. Record time. Which is why I had barely sampaied when the bell rang. =)

Man, I'm hoping for the same dream again tonight oh please please please please?? At least let me be super-tennis-Alexis in my super-tennis-Alexis dreams.

What else? I had many things to say.

Oho I know. AUDREY DESIREE ONG AI LI!!!! =) =) I don't care what you say. The objective of your sixteenth birthday is going to be MAJOR FUNNY embarrassment/humiliation/LoL-moment in front of as many people as I can gather into one place who know you some way or other. With the help of some people like YOUR MUM and YOUR BROTHER this will not be very hard. =)

Oho I know again. I was reading through Jun Vinh's old posts on his blog and he was talking about West Side Story and I had this flashback to *OUR* Production year.

Yes, WICKED PEOPLE. Reminisce with me. =D

I (Luffs) Wicked. *Cough* Pwns WSS *Cough* nevermind I'm biased. But it was the most awesomest time I'd had throughout my F2 life. (Now why on earth does form 2 seem so far behind?!?! It feels like lightyears away. o.0 Ohemgeeez, to use Jac's term for it.)

Dear Wicked people. DO YOU NOT LOVE WICKED WITH ALL YOU GREEN LITTLE HEART?? =) I misssss Wicked. Come baccckkk to me.

I can still remember waiting backstage for our turn.

Seeing the staircases go round and round in 'Thank Goodness".

Hearing the scolding we get every year.

Putting green paint on Nuo En's face. The makeup.

Ellya's and Bernard's mum who is very very nice. =)

Hair. Shi Fen's and Tess' hair, to be exact. The costumes.

The rips in our costumes which we fixed out of breath backstage.

The lights. The music.

The broomstick. [Me lufffs that broomstick.]

JunV's mustache which looked so frightfully fake up close it was funny.

The monkey's wings which kept ripping.

My oh-so-shiny purple dress in *the* scene with many shiny dresses. The dancing. The singing. Megan!! Tessa!!! You were still there remember =)

The music cues for the dancers to rush onstage.

The laughs we got from the audience every time.

Something ba-a-a-a-d. The lepak time we had.

The MacDonalds and the Dominoes. The warm ups with yoga.

Grimmerie Weekend. =) Defying Gravity. What is This Feeling.

Nuo En flying up in the sky on that wicked cool thingamabobbyjigalator.

The black cloth rippling under smoke and lights and Ozians looking up at Nuo En.

The last pose we ozians struck before the last curtain call. That's meh favourite pose FTW. =)

Magic.

The last performance.

The standing ovation.

The sad sad sad packing up of things for the very last time. =( The sad sad sad music video which they always make specially for us every year.

I remember!! Still very clear in my head. And you shall definitely see me in this years production [FAME =D] somewhere. Because I shall never ever ever miss a production when I can join it.

It's the last year we fourth formers can join production oho. I feel very extremely depressed now, oho. [Maybe that could be a valid excuse. Too depressed to study.] But I have to study now.

MY SISTER JUST ATE MAGGI WITHOUT ME. [WORD WORD WORD] ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU INANIMATE BLOG OBJECT.

Buhbye readers. Out there. If you ever read.

-Alexis.-

Musical crazy.

#16 - Proton Numbers & Plasma Membranes 8-|

2009-03-07T07:28:00.000-08:00

Oooooooooooooo STUDYING FOR EXAMS.

Agagasfbhkewrlnklajg.

I SWEAR World Math Day gave me flu. And fever. And when you have Mr. Flu and Mrs. Fever, they combine to bring their good son and daughter Cough and Sore Throat.

And I just got better, too. >.<

And I have to sing on Monday for Cempaka Voices Choir. Commonwealth Day. o.o

But OHHHHH well. I can't complain. [I CAN!!] I'm probably not as bad off as Boon who's sniffing all the time [I AM!!!].

I can just SENSE Kaylyn/Audrey/Mei Jing/Etc.Misc people studying really really really hard for exams. I'm sure they're doing their I-have-no-life thing when here I am posting on my blog because I am NOT studying right now.

This makes me feel bad. =(

Seriously people. Haven't you reached your studying limit yet!?!??! No. Don't answer the question. You people are perfectly capable of inputting information into your brains without stop for 24 hours 365 days of the year.

I AM NOT BECAUSE I'M HUMAN. =) Hahahhaha in your face. At least I'm of the homo sapiens species. Not like you people. You're all probably some kind of alien or something. o.0

ZOMG MY FRIENDS ARE ALIENS X )

P.S. Dear aliens. If you do care, Quotable Quotes has been updated. Three times. X )

-Alexis.-

#15 - WorldMathsDay. Because what starts with O??

2009-03-01T03:09:00.000-08:00

So. On world maths day. I think it should be world maths dayS because it took up all of our *bleep*ing =) [Insert suitable word. Up to your discretion, of course.] time, three days to be exact, to get THIRD place.

[Sorry Chin Loong, I stole your picture. =)]

Third!!! And we worked so hard, too. Awwww. But I can guarantee that next year The F5 Team A WILL GET 1ST place in the world. And answer a billion gazillion million trillion questions.

However, this year, we gave up our place to the F2's and F3's because they are:-

a) Aliens from outer space

b) Humanoid creatures

c) Nerds

d) Bizarre and strange

e) Lifeless

f) Freaks

Take your pick. Either way, they are all mad and crazy, and for that they can have first and second place respectively because -WE- are not mad and crazy. We are smart AND cool. So there.

And don't you love our team, people?? We have no INDIVIDUAL awesome mad crazy maths people like Syed Aidil or Marlena Zara. EDIT: JUN VINH TOOOO because he syok sendiri and wants to see his name under 'awesome mad crazy maths people.' Are you happy noooowww???? =)

We have a TEAM of awesome sane hardworking [etc. etc.] people. And Chin San. And Jien Min. =) We have crazy awesome people who slept late and also crazy awesome people who woke up at three. * Cough * Chin Loong * Cough* sooooo AREN'T YOU ALL PROUD??? X ) Be proud. We're a TEAM effort. Not a one man show.

WE ARE SOooooo AWESOME =)

Good luck for exams, everyone. X-( and check out our class blog. Quotable Quotes has been updated. =) Three times. Yes, love me.

-Alexis-

#14 - Nice-ness & Not So Nice-ness.

2009-02-26T07:38:00.000-08:00

And so I thought I'd just post a post [post a post, HAH!] about myself and what happened today and what happened lately and yadda yadda blahbitty blah. Like what other people are doing. So of course this shall have no pretty colors and different sized text.

What happened lately: Cempaka Voices In Concert. Which, I must mention. NOBODY TOOK THE TIME TO GO TO, and for that I hate you all. But the good thing was, we sang the awesomest songs ever. Like Eleanor Rigby and Tequila Samba. And the best most awesomest song? ICE KACANG!!! Which will, hopefully, be resung during Commomwealth Day, so we get one more time to sing it. =)

Here comes colorful text.

You - are - my

ICE KACANGGG..... =) In this tropical heat...

[Sambal belacan-sambal belacan!]

You are my favorite dessert - OOH, LALA! So inviting, so sweet!

Would you like to Bo-bo cha cha?

[Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha cha cham pohh!]

Come along and dance with me!

For YOU ARE MY LOVE,

My one Atapchee!

Someone I like to eat. X )

See people-who-didn't come? You missed this. You missed it!!! The funniest most awesomest performance of all time!! And you didn't donate to the Gaza fund. How could you, no matter how lazy you all are?!?! [Yes Audrey. I know you were lazy. You still should have gone anyway, you horrible person. =)]

What happened today: ....Tennis.

What happened to myself: I started freaking out because

a) We have EXAMS NEXT NEXT WEEK and we have to study *breath* Bio Chem Physics Sejarah Maths Add Maths English BM Moral. And our exams are....8 days long....Oh, I could commit suicide. Right now.

b) I can't play tennis. Why on earth am I playing tennis? What am I doing? What on earth was wrong with me? How on earth did I pick up the stupid pen to sign up for Seladang tennis? What on earth possessed me to sign up? I can't play TENNIS. I'LL BE EMBARRASSING MYSELF DURING GAMES CARNIVAL, look for the seladang in green turning bright red from shyness and tennis court-fright. The one who will disappear in a cloud of smoke when Sandra looks at her in the eye. Or just look for the one sneaking away from all the matches. Yes, that would be me.

c) I have 23 things on my to-do list which I haven't done yet. And 23 is a very big number for a to-do list. Why do I have so many things to dooooo!??! Like..PRACTICE TENNIS??

d) I have just realized that I'm going to get probates....and be mean to them....and memorize my rules so that they're at the tips of my fingers [again.] and nurture them and tie ties on them and oh, all those prefecty probatey stuff.

e) Did I mention we have exams? In two weeks?

f) *GASP* EXAMS!!!!

I c e K a a a c a a a a a a a n n n g g g g . . . . . . . . .

Alexis.

#13 - MAYBE & MAYBEYER!!!!

2009-02-25T08:16:00.000-08:00

WEEEEEEE

WERE THE

WINNERSZ!!!!

OMG OMG RSEYTRMNBWFOSHRKEY.

SELADANG HAVE SO TOTALLY PWNED YOU IN SWIMMING GALA YO.

OMG OMG SDAJKRWETNW.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

LIKE WE LIKE SO TOTALLY WON LIKE OMG OMG.

LIKE, SO THE AWESOME.

WE LIKE GET TO HAVE A TROPHY OMG OMG.

IT'S BEEN LIKE 432654278924639032608934892475 YEARS SINCE WE WON SWIMMING GALA OMG OMG. (8 yrs. I think.)

DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME PEOPLE?!?!?!

X )

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

Won.

o.0

WOW!!!!

OMG.

Got.

FIRST

PLACE

?!?!???~?~?~!?!??!@?$!?#%$&%^%*^$!!!!

I CAN FEEEEEL THE HOUSE CUP

IT'S COMINGGGG

CLOSERRRRRR

TO USSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

*Droooooool.*

*Sob Sob Sob*

We Won

*Sob Sob Sob*

PRIYANGKHA!!!!

*Sob Sob Sob*

WE WOOOON!!!!

*Sob CHOKE Sob*

HSU YIN!!!!!

*Sob Sob Soooob Sniff*

WE WOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!

*Sob Sob Sob Sob Sob Sob SOOOOB*

IVAN!!!

WE WON!!!

*SOB. SOB. SOB. SOB. Cough CHOKES DIES*

*COUGH*

Well. If you really want to know. Everything besides US WINNING, I repeat, SELADANG WINNING was pretty boring. So. It shall be listed in point form. Because its boring. And SELADANG WINNING was not boring. So it can take up another section later.

Mwahahahehehehahahaheheh.

1. Our swimming booth sales sucked. Too little demand and too much supply. So everyone could have gotten like free nasi lemak, bee hoon and fried rice if they had waited til about 12 o clock. X )

2. My MCing was funny. I kept running from the MC stand to the Seladang cheering place [WE WON!!!!!] and back to the MC stand and all the sports teachers and other people were like laughing at me saying,

"Alexis. You can't be bias. You're the MC SO YOU CAN'T BE BIAS. Hehe. XD"

And I was like OMG NO I HAVE TO BE BIAS JUST THIS ONCE COME ON PLEASE PLEASE so I still did it anyway. And it was really funny. I kept jumping over the teacher's feet. Cus she was supposed to stand there, you know. I think she was a judge or First aid person or something. So everytime I ran I had to make her move and by the fifth time I did it I just ran and jumped over her feet. She was laughing at me to but I didn't care CAUSE WE WON HAHA.

3. I was cheering with a sore throat and it didn't hurt at ALL =)

4. I ditched everyone at my booth. =)

5. I saw Kaylyn Swim haha. XD It wasn't so bad.

6. WHEN it came to announcing the results, Amalina told me that when Seladang had a place in first/second/third/fourth I was "So semangated when you announce la. Then when it was the other houses I was like ........"

7. When Dr. Rizal said Harimau second then we were like

.....

AAAAAAAAAAAA OMG AAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OMG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OMG

AAAAAAA OMG AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OMG OMG WE WON OMG *SQUEAL SQUEAL* OMG AHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA

*JUMPING UP AND DOWN HUGGING EACH OTHER AND JUMPING AGAIN*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!! WHOWWWWW!!!! OH YEAH!!!!!!! OMG

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *CRY CRY HUG HUG* OMG

Yeh.

We won.

I could cry, but I'll laugh instead X )

*Psssssssst. House cup. MWahahehehahahwahaheh.*

*Gigglesnort.*

Alexis.

#12 - Living & Loving [it. =)]

2009-02-15T07:48:00.000-08:00

Happy post!! This is a happy post!! =) What. Were you expecting an emo post?? From ME? Pshawwww. [Actually I HAVE done emo posts elsewhere before. But this is a happy blog. XD]

Hahahah. This is a happy post because my dad just sent me an email which made me laugh until I cried like nonsense. [My dad was laughing too.] So I'm going to share this funny email with you. (The purpose of the email was to make the people who were sad from the economic crisis happy. It WORKED. XD)

What The REAL Crisis Is Like

After the collapse of the Agriculture sector in Zimbabwe 2000, the inflation in the country skyrocketed to 231 million percent A YEAR. 231 000 000 % !!! Unemployment went up to80% and a third of the country's population left it. XD

Here's a boy getting change....in 200 000 dollar notes!!!

One 200 000 dollar note = less than $0.10 cents.

December 22nd: a new note of 500 000 dollars introduced. XD

Next. 750 000 dollars.

January. 10 million dollar note!

The US $ 10 dollar note is worth 10 times more than 10 000 000 Zimbabwe dollars. XD

This boy is just going shopping. XD

A case worth 65 billion Zimbabwe Dollars. It's equal to $2000 dollars.

This guy is going to the supermarket too. The exchange rate is 25 million Zimbabwe dollars for 1 USD.

This mountain of cash is worth $100!!!

50 million note is then introduced.

then of course, 250 million. XD

-Excuse me. How much is this shirt?-

-Cheap. Only about 3 billion dollars. XD-

May. Five hundred million dollar notes introduced.

June - notes worth 25 BILLION and 50 BILLION introduced.

Finally,

100 billion dollars. XD

What can you buy with a hundred billion ( 100 000 000 000 000) Zimbabwe dollars?

Three eggs. Of course.

And the bills in restaurants?

Paid in cash. XD

This cash.

In August, the government devalued the notes and removed 10 zeroes from each note.

Still, inflation kept going up.

With these amount of notes, you can buy

Four tomatoes.

Bread.

AND THEN,

It started again. 20 000 notes in December. XD

50 000 a couple of weeks ago!!

They've got a pretty good chance of hitting billion dollar notes again by the end of this year.

And you say YOU have a financial crisis?

HAHAHAHAHA no way.

So enjoy living NOW. It's not SOOOOO bad. I mean, were not even at the first stage. What. 10 thousand notes. XD

-Alexis. =)-

#11 - OMG What Starts With K?!?!!?

2009-02-03T05:26:00.000-08:00

Weeeeeelllllll.

Hello.

Kaylyn darling, your infection is DEADLY. I'm dead stuck, I have nothing to post, no idea what words start with the letter K, completely stumped, yadda, yadda.

Waitaminute. Kaylyn starts with K.

Well then, Lyn,

Of COURSE you couldn't infect me with your glowiness of complexion [even when you're TANNED!!! Like, waddehell?!!] , smartness in physics, smartness in bio, your attraction to boys, your pro-ness in sports, your talents in memorizing and et-cetera, et-cetera, et-cetera.

Of course not.

I'm just joking, don't mind me.

<kinda.>

<sorta.>

<.maybe?>

Buuuuut whatever. Just direct some of those boys my way and I'll be fine. =)

I'm still stuck!!!!

Oh yeah.

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVERYONE!!!!!!!!

LOVE,

ALEXIS

#10 - Jam & Jelly

2009-02-03T00:47:00.000-08:00

And we have liftoff !!!

No I just wanted to say that.

Soooooooooo.

~~Today~~

~~On this fine day~~

~~Now~~

~~Right now~~

~~At this time~~

~~At the present moment~~

JELLY & JAMMMM!!!!

There's blueberry kind and strawberry kind and mango kind and grape kind and orange kind and marmalade kind and durian and starfruit and apple and cherry and raspberry and

[My Sis: Cheese jam??]

BANANA AND PEACH AND

[My Sis: hmph.]

PINEAPPLE AND

I LIKE PEANUT BUTTER!!!

The end. =)

#9 - Interesting & Ingenious

2009-02-01T02:06:00.000-08:00

And what is interesting and ingenious? BLOKUS!!! Yes. Yes it is.

You gotta love this game. Its fun, simple and addictive [as many people have discovered during the Think.Con last last week.]

And they've come up with new versions of this fabulous game. Blokus 3D, blokus two-player, etc etc.

So this is another birthday hint. People!! I want a blokus set for my birthday!!! [Okay, okay. I know I want lots of things. But you can just buy me one of the things I want each year. That's not too bad!]

Blokus is good. Blokus is great. Everyone play blokus and make world peace!!

Or not.

But whatever. Blokus is ingenious. It's a fantastic idea for such a simple and easy to learn/play game. I could probably play blokus for hours. Could being the operative word as I do not have a set of Blokus. =)

Sooo. The guy who made Blokus? Bernard Tavitian?? He's a genius. Frenchman genius. Master degree in Mathematics genius. Engineering Degree genius. Doctorate in Biophysics genius.

Okay. So he's a super-genius.

AND HE'S ONLY 48!! Come on people. By now we should all be mini-geniuses.

*Cough*MeiJingChinSanChinLoongKaylynAudreyDWenLin*Cough*

#8 - Hydrogen & Helium

2009-02-01T01:41:00.000-08:00

HELIUM!!! I like helium. I've heard people who have been helium-mized before.

( But I've never tried it although I would love to. HINT PEOPLE!!! Bring helium for my birthday and have fun singing Alvin and The Chipmunks with me!!!)

And it makes balloons float. YAY!! Ballooooons. But then we can't play the fun game where the Balloon-Must-Not-Touch-The-Ground.

Hydrogen makes things explode and burn. Oooo. Sounds good?

Do I sound high?

Is this enough words??

I will never know.

-LexaLee!!-

#7 - Green & Greatness

2009-02-01T00:51:00.000-08:00

SELADANG IS GONNA WIN THIS YEAR

WE DEFINITELY ARE

WE ARE SO GONNA WIN IT

Yeah. =)

Just, you know, getting that out of my system. For all of you to know.

WHAT DO I SAY NOW???!!!

Uh.

Yeah we're gonna win. =)

Of course I don't want to jinx it but I'm NOT, because we're gonna win!!!!!

All Seladangs know this. And we are ever grateful that our house fund is RM 15 and not some absurd number which I will not mention because I shouldn't although I would like to. MWahahahahahhHAHAHEHE. [See the color? Now I'm not saying names. Just pay strict attention to the Color. Color. Cooooollllooooor.]

(>.<)

Yes. Yes we are. No don't look at me like that.

(-_-")

Like what? Like that!

("-_-)

Like you're thinking that I'm thinking we're not going to do so well but I love Seladang too much so I'm just saying that Seladang is gonna win because I love Seladang huh?!?!

(0.o)

HUH?!?! HUH?!?!!

(0_0)

Waaaaaaitaminute.

(x_x)

Whoooopsie.

(^.^)

Hehe. =)

[P.S.: We're still gonna win.]

#6 - Friends & Family

2009-02-01T00:29:00.000-08:00

Gong Xi Fa Cai!!!

How late am I in wishing you all Happy New Year?? Five days late???

Oh wellll. Better late than never at all. Usually for me its never at all. Because I tend to forget these things. =)

Soooo. My sister's an ox. And it's ox year. Which hopefully means that she will be wonderfully super positively lucky and that some of her luckiness will rub off on me by transfer. Which means I will be only slightly lucky, but lucky nonetheless. Which is definitely good enough.

Soooooo....how's my foray into colors going?!?! I'm copying Jac with the superfonts and the colorfonts here. Hehe.

I LOVE THE NEW 4 SCI 1 BANNER I MADE FOR THE BLOG

IS IT NOT CHINESE-EY AND PRETTIE TO STARE AT FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Yes. Yes it is. And you love it and I love it and we all love it together!!!

Just bear with me for a few more sentences. =)

Soooo I'm supposed to write something about friends and family?

Okay okay. I wrote 1) Happy Chinese New Year.

2)???

Ohhhh.

2) I like angpows don't you =)

3) I also like Chinese New Year Cookies

4) Are you all fat yet because I know I am?!?!

5) I'm not really relating to the topic of Friends and Family hereeeee

6) MEI JING YOU'VE INFECTED ME WITH YOUR ME AND ME ONLY DISEASE

7) And Kaylyn's infected me with her I've totally got no ideas to post in my blog post sickness.

8) Blogophobia.

9) Nine is a nice number because its 2009

YAY!!!

Oh don't worry about me. I'll be fine. And I am NOT high. No I'm not.

Alexisssss!!!

#5 - Earphones & Eardrums

2009-01-17T03:48:00.000-08:00

I loooooooooove my iPod.

I loooooooooove it.

It silver, and shiny, and all mine. =) And it's funkier than the

[OLD]

version of the iPod nano.

Well, I loved my previous iPod[s] too, but they're spoilt now (I did not intentionally spoil them, no, just apple items don't reaaaallly last long.) , and so I love my shiny silver iPod with the big, wide color screen. And the funky games. I love its sleek, thin design even if it feels to scary to hold. My precioussss.

The screen is now

______________

| |

| this big =) |

| |

|_____________|

And the clicker is black!!!

And it's in color!!

Well. I love music so I carry it wherever I go. Almost wherever. Even when I know I'll have no opportunity to listen to music. =) Like out to dinner with family, and to school, and etc. etc.

-Honestly, this post is going to be short. I don't what to say except I looooooove my iPod. I loooooooooooooooove it. =) -

-Alexis-

#4 - Dates & Descriptions

2009-01-12T08:19:00.001-08:00

Since I'm supposed to post something about me - I might as well do it now. Or later. Maybe later.

LATER.

ALEXIS' BIRTHDAY IS ON THE 2nd OF DECEMBER SO SHE EXPECTS YOU TO CALL HER/MAIL HER TO WHISH HER A HAPPY BIRTHDAY BECAUSE IT MAKES HER FEEL HAPPY INSIDE!!!

Alexis doesn't really understand why her friends call her an overachiever because she is actually, in secret, very lazy. She does not study hard-hard-hard like perhaps, say, Kaylyn or Audrey, and she does not enjoy doing work contrary to popular belief. She enjoys making people laugh [because laughing releases endorphins, therefore is good for you, and is highly contagious] by laughing maniacally, loudly, and for no appropriate reason at anything at all. She tries to do everything but usually fails, but people really don't notice it [and she is not sure why.] She likes many, many, many things. Things like:

1)Anime

She loves too many anime to list down, and if you ever engage her in conversation and steer to this topic without meaning to, you will find that she "WILL.NOT.SHUT.UP!!!" - as quoted by friends and family. Also, she has many anime boyfriends. She kindly [kindly] requests that if you want them as boyfriends too, you have to share.

2)Fashion designing

Alexis is hoping to learn how to finally use her brick of a sewing machine to sew the dresses she has designed for Wen Lin, Lyn, Audrey, Fen, etc. and herself in time for the prom in Form 5. Hopefully, someone will teach her, sew the designs for her or give her a new sewing machine for her birthday.

3)Graphics designing

Alexis loves photoshop more than illustrator but can only create simple designs - not big complex designs. And she loves brushes. Also she loves making avatars and banners for use in forums.

eg. of Wallpapers & Avatars:

- Alexis' good friend Jac Lyn =)

4)Dancing

Alexis likes contemporary and ballroom dance best but enjoys any type of dance. She loves the American SYTYCD

and wants Katee to WIN. She dances Grade 7 ballet but believes she looks a bit like a cross between a hippo and a duck onstage. However, she thinks that the stage/exam hall can take a dancing hippo-duck because she has seen much worse.

5)Singing/Music

Although Alexis loves singing, she isn't very good at it. You may or may not believe her but she can prove it to you. Just ask her. She loves any type of music except the ones where the song is either too high or low pitched and you can't hear anything except a whining sound. She also does not particularly enjoy disney pop like Hannah Montana, Jonas Brothers and absolutely dislikes High School Musical.

6)Acting

Alexis loves acting but she isn't going to become an actress. However, if she does, she would like her friends to support her. In exchange she will sign them autographs and get pictures taken with them.

7)Drawing/Coloring & Craft

Alexis enjoys Art and tries to make her proportions realistic. However, her human beings usually end up looking like squirrels. She also enjoys drawing still life because most still life pictures are either wrinkle-free or less wrinkly than clothed humans.

8)Proving that girls ARE, indeed, better than boys

Alexis PARTICULARLY does not agree with Alvin Soo, who, in the inter-house debate 2007 called all girls in the audience (AND THE OPPOSING PANEL.) fat. Alexis quotes: "Girls have been proven to have more BMI in proportion to their size compared to boys." Alexis would like to stress that NO, girls are not naturally FAT, and that girls are better X 10 to the power of 10 to the power of 10 to the power of 10 than BOYS.

9)Reading

Alexis enjoys too many books to list. But she loves reading very very very much. However, books are not cheap so Alexis downloads free books online.

10)Talking very quickly and very noisily when in the right company

Alexis sometimes isn't able to differentiate between 'right company' and 'wrong company'. She just talks a lot anyway.

11)Food

Alexis loves food. If you didn't know that, then you aren't fit to be her friend.

12)Good food

Alexis likes good food, too.

13) Junk Food

Alexis particularly likes Shapes, anything that is sour cream & onion flavored, fast-food shops, and high class overseas junk food. But Malaysian junk food is fine as well.

14)Food that is in between 'food' and 'good food'

If you do not get the point by now, then yes. Alexis is food-a-holic.

15)Money [She is NOT materialistic. She is REALISTIC.]

Alexis wouldn't spend ALL the money. She is a kind and caring person, so some would go to charities and some to buy presents for her friends and some for her college fund.

16)Watching TV Dramas

If you didn't already know, Alexis has a tendency to become obsessed with a TV show at a time. Right now, her obsession is Bones. However, she has been obsessed with many shows, like CSI:NY, Grey's Anatomy, House, Ugly Betty, and Heroes. She believes that Heroes is boring now, though. And she wants to boycott Grey's Anatomy for firing Burke [Isaiah Washington] because he was Cristina's [Sandra Oh, who is very, very, pretty] BEST love interest. In fact, she IS boycotting Grey's Anatomy, because Addison [Kate Walsh] has moved to a different show(Private Practice). She begs everyone else to boycott GA with her. She is complaining that the drama has become too....Meredith-thy. Which is bad.

16)Saving the Environment

Alexis thinks that Saving The Environment is GOOD, and that we don't do it enough. So everyone must buy three recycling bins and UTILIZE them. Alexis hates animal cruelty, animal abuse, and environmental abuse. She would like to remind everyone NOT TO EAT SHARKS FIN, and if you ask her why she will sit and talk to you for 2 hours straight. So ask her only if you have the time.

17)Animals

She even likes the non-cute ones. Like snakes. Alexis thinks snakes are cool. However, they are not cool if they bite you. She likes elephants, tigers, bears, lions, dolphins, and everything else. She does not like touching fish very much, though. But if she had to, she could. The only bug she can't really stand much are dragonflies. Alexis is terrified of dragonflies.

18) World Peace

Because Alexis thinks that everyone should want this.

18)Pets

Alexis has always wanted a dog, but she thinks she's never gonna get one, because her house is never fully completed.

---Alexis Lee---

#3 - Candles & Cake

2009-01-11T09:24:00.000-08:00

Who's birthday is up next? Audrey's?

This is a heads-up. We're going to plan something special, Dree!!! Which, of course, will not be disclosed here. Don't be silly.

candle | 'kandl | .noun: a cylinder or a block of wax or tallow with a central wick that is lit to produce light as it burns. ~

I love fire. And playing with matchsticks. And with candles. And it's always a turn off to know that the pretty, shining candles on my delicious looking cake is made up of pretty-but-inedible wax. [Hey, it could be worse, they used to be made of tallow.] New, edible types of candles should be invented. Then I can eat the whole cake without missing out anything.

Blowing out the candles on your cake is the absolute best part. For me, that is. For as long as I can remember, I've never really made a wish before I blow. My main objective is to blow out the candles in one blow. Which is cool if you space all the candles out far away from each other. And there was one time when I celebrated my birthday in TGIF, and they made me stand on a chair to blow my candles out on the cake [the incentive was: No cake until you blow out the candles. Smart.]

I'm not a big fan of those pink-and-white candles that I always see on cakes. Come on, people! Be creative!! Get funky-colored candles. Blue and Yellow. Pink and Purple. Or, better still, get those sparklies. You know, the ones that fizz and sparkle on the cake instead of just burn away sedately. Now those are fun. Especially with the lights dimmed down. I've never had them on my cake, though. [This is a hint. Guys. I want a cake with sparkly candles for my birthday. That shouldn't be too hard.]

As for the cake itself, I say chocolate cake is the best. Along with butter cake. Simple and delicious. What really makes or breaks a birthday cake is the ICING. Oh, yes. Icing. Mmmmm. I love icing. [There are many things I love in life. Food makes up oh, about, 80 %.] Icing has to be lemony, sweet, colorful, and THICK. LATHER it on the cake. Too much icing is a GOOD thing, people. Sometimes hard icing is better. [There's soft icing, then there's hard icing. But icing is icing is icing is icing, so.] Then you can bite it, and then it melts in your mouth.

I do enjoy ice cream cake, though. The only downside to it is that you have to SHARE. And it's so small for such an expensive cake. It's an injustice to ice-cream lovers. They just can't make the best out of one measly piece. Seriously.

And this is making me hungry.

Til the next post!!

Alexis Lee.

#2 - Bones & Books

2009-01-11T07:20:00.000-08:00

So! Here's my newest obsession. [This happens regularly - very regularly. Not to worry. It shan't affect my studies - much.]

Bones is created by Hart Hanson based on the book series by Kathy Reichs [I love the books, too. Latest one in the series is Devil Bones.

Go read!!!

BONES is a show about FBI agent Seeley Booth [David Boreanz] and his partner forensic anthropologist Temperance Brennan. (Emily Deschanel) [And yes, I am obsessed.] This show has EVERYTHING I love. Mystery, drama, action, hints of romance, and it doesn't involve scandals like in The O. C. or Gossip Girls or you know, shows in that particular vein. Besides that, there's a lot of witty banter [And you know how much that means to me =)] and intimidating, long, hard to pronounce-and-spell words. Words like phalanges (Psst! That means fingers.) and metacarpals (any bone in the hands) and fractures of the C-5 vertebrae and etc.

Basically, the two of them - that's them in the picture over there - run around solving mysteries. [Well, not running around per se, just, you know. Running.] She's very scientific about everything, hates psychology, loves examining old, 100-year old remains, loves guns for some absurd reason, doesn't get most references to pop culture,

[one example being,

"Spit in my hand, we're Scully and Mulder."

"....I don't know what that means."]

and she can't stand his alpha-male tendencies. [That's what she calls them. His alpha-male tendencies!]

Now: He's a person who's all heart as opposed to her being all brains, goes with his gut feelings and is basically FBI eye candy. And yes. I suppose he has what she calls alpha-male tendencies. [Which, in everyone but her case makes him very desirable, thank you.]

So when these two meet sparks fly. Gunshots fly, too. [In the shooting range. That is. And then there was the time where she accidentally shot him, but that comes later.]

She goes with him because she loves being out in the field instead of being shut up in the Jeffersonian Institute

[That's where she works, by the way, and that's some of the cool equipment they show onscreen.]

and he accepts that she and her team of 'squints' will always be smarter than him when it comes to solving mysteries.

SQUINTS ARE:-

There's Jack Hodgins - the 'bug and slime guy' who believes that the government is always in this huge conspiracy theory,

[played by TJ Thyne]

Angela, Brennan's best friend and their resident victim-faces-drawing person [to help identify the victim. She also reconstructs destroyed evidence like letters, tattoos and the like. She has this cool machine called the Angelator - which, sadly, does not exist in real life.] She believes that she is the most normal of them all in the lab. Which is, for the most part, true.

[played by Michaela Conlin]

Then there's Zack Addy [Played by Eric Millegan] - Brennan's loyal assistant with even less understanding of social life than Brennan herself. Example being,

[Zack: *Holds his fist up to bump hands* ......You're supposed to...bang your fist against mine.

Brennan: ...Why?!

Zack: I'm told it's a widely accepted gesture for mutual success...

Angela: I love it, when you two try to impersonate earthlings. ]

Lastly, there's Dr. Camille Saroyan [played by Tamara Taylor]- their boss and she deals with 'Flesh. Not bones.'

SO, yeah. I love the show. Really, really love. Its five stars out of five for this one. I find this better than House or CSI because the quality doesn't go down after the first few seasons. But maybe that's just me. Just give it a shot anyway.

This is ALEXIS LEE writing off!

#1 - Alexis & Anything

2009-01-11T02:12:00.000-08:00

Basically, I'm actually pleased to write in this blog because my baby [the CEMPAKA SCHOOL BLOG.] hasn't been functioning. It's disappointing, really, because I had so much that I planned to write when school started and now I've got nowhere to post it in until the blogs come back on again.

So what I've been doing so far? Well, lazing around, sort of in a daze. A blurry daze. A dazzey blur. But I'm much more hardworking than I was last year. I mean, I actually attempted to study. [note use of word:attempted. Doesn't mean I succeeded.] And it hasn't even been two weeks yet! Oh, happy day.

So. What else can I say?

Oh, yeah. BYE WEN LIN!!! WE'll MISS YOU!!!! VISIT US OFTEN!!!

And who besides me are looking forward to our sweet sixteens this year? I know I am. I know you are, too. It's sweet sixteen, baby. With the big bash and etc., etc.

Okay. I'm pretty sure I meet the amount of words required. Next post, please. =)

Signing out!

Alexis Lee

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